Used to class up and/or multiply the sound of a standard 'what the fuck'.
Compare to 'what the actual fuck'.
Compare to 'what the actual fuck'.
by Theseus Despaard October 26, 2013
Get the What the literal fuck? mug.exasperation; total disbelief; suprise; When what the fuck just isn't enough.
When used by itself:
Usually heard coming from the garage or the basement when your dad finds his tools missing or broken.
Used in conjunction with:
-is wrong with you!
-are you doing?
-is this shit?
after same dad confronts you.
When used by itself:
Usually heard coming from the garage or the basement when your dad finds his tools missing or broken.
Used in conjunction with:
-is wrong with you!
-are you doing?
-is this shit?
after same dad confronts you.
Dad:(finding his tools missing) WHAT THE FLYIN' FUCK!
Dad:(finding you with a plunger up your ass)WHAT THE FLYIN' FUCK is wrong with you!
Dad:(finding your stash under the bed) WHAT THE FLYIN' FUCK is this shit?
Dad:(finding you with a plunger up your ass)WHAT THE FLYIN' FUCK is wrong with you!
Dad:(finding your stash under the bed) WHAT THE FLYIN' FUCK is this shit?
by The Big Bad One May 28, 2009
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Same as "What the actual fuck?" except more localized in New Zealand.
Same as "What the actual fuck?" except more localized in New Zealand.
John: What the absolute fuck is Jim doing?
Dave: I have no idea man
Jim: Hey Mike someone shat in your shower bro
Mike: What the absolute fuck?
John: Man this is badly organized...
Jim: Yeah I have no idea what the absolute fuck is going on.
Dave: I have no idea man
Jim: Hey Mike someone shat in your shower bro
Mike: What the absolute fuck?
John: Man this is badly organized...
Jim: Yeah I have no idea what the absolute fuck is going on.
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Get the what the very fuck mug.You exclaim "What the possible fuck!" when you aren't completely sure that this potential fucked-up situation is actually happening or has happened or ever will happen. In other words, you don't want to completely commit yourself to whether this is an actual fucked-up situation or not because you don't have all the facts. And if you misjudge it or call it prematurely, you would look like a dick. So meticulous and cautious soul that you are "What the possible fuck!" is the perfect reaction.
While watching fake-news BSNBC, Pete phones his friend Joe.
Pete (breathlessly excited): "MadCow says that a swarm of little green moon-men have landed their spacecraft on Times Square and and are handing out little green lollypops while shouting 'Fear not! We've come in peace!'"
Joe (mildly dubious): "What the possible fuck!"
Pete (breathlessly excited): "MadCow says that a swarm of little green moon-men have landed their spacecraft on Times Square and and are handing out little green lollypops while shouting 'Fear not! We've come in peace!'"
Joe (mildly dubious): "What the possible fuck!"
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Get the what the cunting fuck mug.Generally used to imply shock that the previous person has posted something either outrageously distasteful or outrageously off topic.
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