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Vsco girl

Hey sksksksksks hydroflas- SHUT THE FUCK UP HOLY SHIT NO ONE CARES IF YOU GET BEAT AT HOME HOOOOOOLLLYYYY SHIT GOD DAMN NO ONE LIKES VSCO GIRLS
by diegosnewusername_on_insta October 1, 2019
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Vsco Girl

A spawn of satan, a total tard. Never seen without a hydroflask and a multitude of scrunchies made in the 90’s. Proclaims “SAVE THE TURTLES” every other fucking word, and only speaks the language of “SKSKSKSK”. Wouldn’t surprise me if their chromosome count was over 9,000.
Imma fucking shoot myself if I hear another vsco girl shout save the turtles again.
by Billy BigDick765 September 16, 2019
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vsco girl

Someone who wears scrunchies on there wrist all the time.

Someone who also talks about saving the turtles.
Has a hydro flask.
Has metal straws or the ones that save the planet or something.

Go Sksksksksksksk.
Sometimes are in denial about being a vsco girl
“Aha let me show you all my scrunchies” said the vsco girl
by Your almighty and powerful God September 7, 2019
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Vsco girl

That annoying chick that only understands sksksksksk and and I oop
But doesn’t understand “I don’t wanna be in your cult so leave me alone with your bamboo straws!”
Vsco girl: “hi and I oop sksksksk here’s a bamboo straw sksksksk.”
Me: rolls eyes “um no thanks
Vsco girl: “and I oop
by WhestNoodles August 28, 2019
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vsco girl

The biggest space waste of all time. They are made of 75% annoying 15%scrunchie 10% hydro flask
Jacob:I hate vsco girls they’re so annoying

Kailyn:and I oop, but I’m a sksksks vsco girl

Jacob: what I meant was I love them…is that a hydro flask so cool
Kailyn:yeah it is actually
by DAB#2 September 7, 2019
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VSCO girl

someone who tries to be trendy on social media using the VSCO app. To catch a wild VSCO girl, drop a HydroFlask on concrete and yell “AND I OOP.”
“Dude I dropped my HydroFlask these not much time before the VSCO girls get here.”
“Quick, take out your plastic straws
by nijin October 15, 2019
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Vsco girl

Some girl who likes hydroflasks,seashell necklaces,wears over sized shirts with super short Nike shorts 24/7,and she uses vsco too much that she is vsco worthy
Basic white girl: Hey I’m gonna be a vsco girl now

Vsco girl: fuck off
by not_sasha July 14, 2019
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