velvet bashing

A posh wank into your nan's velvet curtains.

My nan busted in just as i was velvet bashing in the conservatory.

by cute-and-disgusting December 10, 2016

Velvet Massage

A high-end exclusive sensual massage agency located in Wellington, New Zealand

"Have you been to Velvet Massage before? Bro, those girls are fine as hell"

by Geoff Normie June 04, 2019

velvet devotion

A drink that a fruity man orders at the coffee stand

You know how sweet I like it, I need that velvet devotion

by Ferralbudgoblin June 16, 2023

Velvet Thumbing

When someone with very soft hands sneakily and gently inserts their thumb up ones bum and the person receiving said thumb only notices it once it's too late.

I thought Dale was a good boy, but we when I sat down I realised he was velvet thumbing me!

by PsychoDeschain March 07, 2018

blue velvet

Opium. The stuff that you smoke and is addictive and makes u go woah crazay. It also cures dissentary.

Smoke a ton o' blue velvet got none no more di a rear.

by DJ Staplez June 10, 2004

velvet elvis

A conte crayon or chalk drawing using white conte/chalk in a way that makes the drawing look too "slick," often as a result of using too much of the white.

This term was coined by Sandy C., a life Drawing Proff. at Tulane University.

I was just going to add a few white highlights, but I got carried away and my drawing turned into a velvet elvis.

by Hannah March Campbell April 05, 2006

Red velvet

When a ginger girl gives you a blowjob and you blow your load in her hair causing a combination of semen and red hair similar to a red velvet cake.

I gave this ginger chick a great red velvet last night when I was getting some awesome domeage and blew my load all in her hair.

by Bigburrmonster May 10, 2013