velexi

a very fine specimen of a man. a velexi is an amazing person in every aspect. he also has perfect skin and the best jawline you will ever see and if you don’t belive me you will just have to find yourself a velexi.

wow velexi is so fine did you see his jawline.

by a very trustworthy source. August 1, 2023

High Velocity Urine HVU

When a dude take a piss with so much force it creates a splash-back, and spray pattern on the walls, toilet paper, and dislodges crap-spackle. Can be accompanied by an escapee or sharts.

My High Velocity Urine HVU was so strong I took out the crap-spackle that was stuck under the toilet rim from three weeks ago.

by SuperProcrastina June 26, 2013

Plausible velocity

When actors or stunt doubles move faster than physically posible during a movie or behind the scenes.

Vin diesel hit a windscreen at plausible velocity during fast and furious 6.

by Fist a cat September 17, 2016

turtimal velocity

The maximum speed a falling turtle can achieve in atmosphere.

Donatello hit turtimal velocity shortly after falling off the cliff.

by Killer4554 October 10, 2018

what is the velocity of an unladen swallow

what is the velocity of an unladen swallow

depends on wheter it is african or european.

what is the velocity of an unladen swallow? I don't know *screaming*

by monthy python October 31, 2017

veloce

fast, which has momentum.

veloce interactive, real time graphics studio

by fred moreau September 19, 2006

velocitom

a person on newgrounds who is apart of the NG fraternity, often posts in the general and C&C forums

- hey did you see velocitom?
- ya he posted something about media being wrong to idolize

by unknown February 6, 2005