A popular trend among the youth of today to not eat or use any animal products. What most of these trend following kids fail to realize is that many things they don't even know about contain animal products.
Many vegans like to hang out together and go get tattooed and pierced while listening to "hardcore" music and being "straight edge".
Most tattoo inks contain animal by-products.
Vegans will fade out as the next trend becomes popular.
There will be a great surge in the tattoo removal business.
Many vegans like to hang out together and go get tattooed and pierced while listening to "hardcore" music and being "straight edge".
Most tattoo inks contain animal by-products.
Vegans will fade out as the next trend becomes popular.
There will be a great surge in the tattoo removal business.
I became a vegan because all my friends are!
by xenobia July 23, 2006
Get the veganismmug. Someone who thinks that bees can be meaningfully enslaved, but only if you use them to produce honey and not almond milk, for some reason. This line of logic may or may not be related to widespread acute B12 deficiency among the vegan population, which is known to cause deficiencies in rational thinking.
Normal person: Do you want something in your coffee? It looks like we have milk, sugar, honey and cream.
Vegan: Oh, I don't eat any of that stuff. Milk is COW RAPE and honey comes from ENSLAVEMENT OF THE BEES.
Normal person: Uh, okay. The honey comes from my neighbor's backyard hive, the bees seem happy enough to me.
Vegan: Thankfully I brought my own almond milk.
Normal person: 90% of all almonds in the world come from California and they truck the bees in from all around the country to pollinate the flowers. It's very stressful for the bees and a lot of them die in the process. How is this better than my neighbor's backyard honey again?
Vegan: BEE VOMIT IS DISGUSTING.
Normal person: Uh, okay.
Vegan: Oh, I don't eat any of that stuff. Milk is COW RAPE and honey comes from ENSLAVEMENT OF THE BEES.
Normal person: Uh, okay. The honey comes from my neighbor's backyard hive, the bees seem happy enough to me.
Vegan: Thankfully I brought my own almond milk.
Normal person: 90% of all almonds in the world come from California and they truck the bees in from all around the country to pollinate the flowers. It's very stressful for the bees and a lot of them die in the process. How is this better than my neighbor's backyard honey again?
Vegan: BEE VOMIT IS DISGUSTING.
Normal person: Uh, okay.
by goodnessgracious October 10, 2018
Get the veganmug. A person who is against the use of electronics and animal tortuer. They torment others with the fact that they don't eat meat or use electronics. They think there better than everyone and that their ways will take over the world one day.
Person 1- Let's go eat at the Burger Shack
Vegan- I hate you! I can't believe you would eat tortuered animals!
Person 1- Ok?
Vegan- I hate you! I can't believe you would eat tortuered animals!
Person 1- Ok?
by ewesome22 December 11, 2011
Get the Veganmug. 
by I am phat :D November 5, 2018
Get the Veganmug. I care, therefore I am VEGAN
by BommieJ November 20, 2016
Get the Veganmug. Person 1: "Hi,can you ple...."
Person 2:"I'm a vegan."
Person 1: "I just wanted to ask where the hospital is."
Person 2:"I'm a vegan."
Person 1: "I just wanted to ask where the hospital is."
by semtex 43 May 31, 2018
Get the Veganmug.