useless acronym

A person who feels useless and worthless and feels that their problems are cliché

Lohan is a useless acronym. I feel like a useless acronym.

by cd13baseball fan August 16, 2013

captain useless

A nigga who always be lacking. Sometimes he makes a joke and nobody laugh but we still love the guy.

-Guys why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.

Everyone:
-Man you really did just pull a captain useless.

by ButFuggle April 16, 2020

uselessitis

A disease a person has where they are deemed 100% useless, and cannot function in any career or social setting and are sans skills for pretty much anything.

"I was told about hald a dozen times how to open the screen door, and my boss still had to come open promptly.
'sounds like you've got uselessitis, bro!"

by djtc October 17, 2020

useless parasite

someone who leeches off society and is a waste of everybody's time

Jamie is an absolutely useless parasite

by littcorp March 10, 2023

Useless drama

Drama that starts for no fucking reason at all, Either online or IRL.

1. You are the fault of all of this.
2. Yeah i don’t give a shit man, It’s useless drama

by Pxprobotvidz August 30, 2022

urban dictionary is useless

A fairly accurate statement for people who only wanted a regular online dictionary.

*A random person searches for an online dictionary*
*Sees urban dictionary and clicks through it*
*Searchs for the word*
*Ended up having meaningless definition*
*sighs*

'The Urban Dictionary is useless.'

by eman laer ruoy esu t'nod September 13, 2022

Useless toffee

A group of short men who resemble aquatic water mammals or are known to have extra large faces.

I would never date Phil have you seen the size of his face - he's such a useless toffee

by jibblesjabbers March 24, 2011