Professionally useless

The kind of coworker who is completely useless to any component of their job. They accomplish nothing when they’re there and you’re actually better off without them. This person is worthless to the job that other departments know about them too. He may also fake being sick to get out of work. All they’re good at is taking up oxygen. They are the weakest link

Mike: where is joe?

Sam: he’s out sick again.

Mike: wasn’t he just sick like a week ago?

Sam: yeah he was.

Mike: that guy is professionally useless

by Big left hand November 20, 2020

urban dictionary is useless

A fairly accurate statement for people who only wanted a regular online dictionary.

*A random person searches for an online dictionary*
*Sees urban dictionary and clicks through it*
*Searchs for the word*
*Ended up having meaningless definition*
*sighs*

'The Urban Dictionary is useless.'

by eman laer ruoy esu t'nod September 13, 2022

Stupid useless son of a bitch

Mark is a Stupid useless son of a bitch

He do you know mark t?
Oh yeah I know that Stupid useless son of a bitch

by Colemyguylover69420 January 29, 2024

uselessness

Sakura Haruno

Sakura: I finally caught up to you guys!!!

everyone: why is uselessness even trying

by bonelessburger January 20, 2019

uselessness

Uselessness is a perfect word to define Sakura. Sakura Haruno is a Naruto character. She is the most useless character who is written by a human. Some people suggested aliens wrote this character since it's impossible to imagine that level of uselessness.

mom: Could you be more useless.
me: *switching to Sakura with my Omnitrix*

mom: that level of uselessness is almost impossible

by bonelessburger March 06, 2019

Uselessness

Eskom the true definition of useless gives us tips on how to save electricity when we don't have any

The uselessness of eskom is legendary

by Blackheart191829 January 25, 2023

useless damage

a term invented in thebausffs' chat to cope with the fact that he is doing the most damage and in fact carrying his team

oh no, babus has most damage so i cant flame him? its ok, ill just type and say it was useless damage!!

by interfeeder December 01, 2023