Twisted Skunk

A jumped up punky little fellow with plenty of attitude. Saying this TS would claim to be one of the timid and friendly kind with enough love to spread on everyones bread.

“I poke badgers with spoons”

www. twisted skunk .com

by somedamnpunk March 3, 2011

Glazed Twist

When you Jerk off the night before, then wake up in the morning with dried semen on your dick.

Bob sounded like he was having fun last night, maybe to much. He woke up the next morning with a coffee and a glazed twist.

by beach_greaser December 23, 2021

twisted boner

An boner caused from twisted disturbed thoughts usually while on drugs

My wife and I were fighting all of the sudden I popped a twisted boner

by funsize1481 May 30, 2015

Twist Jack

When a partner is stroking a meat pole in an up and down motion while simultaneously twisting the wrist for increased pleasure. Also known as “Peppergrinding”

Sally Strokes gave me one heck of a”Twist Jack” last night in her car!

by Big John Swellington October 10, 2020

Twisted Tea'd

The act of getting WRECKED by a can of Twisted Tea whilst spewing racist comments.

That dude in the video got "twisted tea'd

by phteeeven December 30, 2020

plop twist

when you go to take a number one and end up shitting instead; a wild ass ride.

Man I had a plop twist last night, I'm shook.

by wonderfulThingBoutPickle December 23, 2016

twisted wheel

An oldham band mixing up 70s punk with mancunian swagger, "a smear of Oasis, a bite out of the Buzzcocks, and a dollop of Jam"
They are working hard to combat the scenester bands and the wanky art pop movement and replace it with real, honest music.

Person A: "Are you buying tickets for Joe Lean And The Jing Jang Jong?"
Person B: "Fuck that im going watching Twisted Wheel for some real music"

by whycantitouchit April 30, 2009