white toblerone

colloquialism for penis

Kayleigh loves white toblerone

by whitetoblerone January 27, 2018

Nick Tobey

A Shit, Poop

Thought I was ready to go out, then I noticed I had to take a big Nick Tobey

by PDizzle1 March 10, 2020

tobey

A complete bag of douche who thinks that they are a total player. Often seen wearing extremely homosexual pink shirts, plaid shorts, and Swiss (what the fuck?) hats.
Attempts to mack on a different girl every day (and usually never succeeds). Actually, to sum it all up, he's a model. For underwear. Favorite pastimes include taking pictures of oneself and dyeing oneself's hair.

Wow, that kid just slapped me on the ass. What a complete tobey.

by ninja II April 19, 2008

toblerone tits

this is a woman of management position who is usually called elaine. She has tits that are so pointy and odd shaped that they look like giant toblerones,but lets be honest...i dont think too many people would want to eat them!! This 'oddity' uses her tits as weapons to protect her from staff she upsets, but just be warned elaine, you're tits can't protect you forever!

HELP, HELP! what's that coming out the office??
Oh thank god....it's just toblerone tits!

What do you call a woman who gives you a nervous breakdown?
toblerone tits!

by don't tell me you've forgot my name already? February 24, 2008

Tobez

The Ginger one who i bully for fun, he also rocks my world.

Ha! you are SUCH a Tobez!

by Hayley & Tobez & Matt March 25, 2004

Tobe

Tobe (Toe-buh) adj.
To be;
Rad
Psychedelic
Extreme
Essential
Trippy or
Tubular.

"Tobe" is usually used after "Totally".

"Dude, The Yellow Submarine is totally tobe".

"You look totally tobe in that hat".

by Ms. SSE Betus-Newt March 3, 2008

toblerone

The sharp, stinging ache that occurs in the penis after either a long, furious wank, or a series of many short quick wanks.
Feels as though the penis is changing shape- hence the term 'Toblerone'

"Man, i beat off so much last night i got a Toblerone!"

by Oscar September 2, 2004