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Midwest Water Torture

The process in which the receiver of an inverted face fuck is repeatedly slapped in the forehead by a slobbery, slimy scrotum.
Melinda was cool with the idea of face fucking, until the Midwest Water Torture began.
by RussellWestbrooktripdub November 13, 2017
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floridian water torture

The act of putting a pillowcase over your head and jumping in a pool.
I'm so bored that I could Floridian water torture myself!
by Suprisingly April 4, 2016
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Tallahassee Tickle Torture

A sexual act in which the receiver is tied down on a bed and tickled with the penis(es) of the male participant(s).
Oh my God! I got a Tallahassee Tickle Torture the other day and I almost pissed myself laughing!
by JaquesLeCoques September 15, 2010
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Soviet Pressure Torture

1. A type of torture that involves inserting the end of the rubber hose of a bicycle pump into the anus and inflating the rectum like a balloon

2. A type of torture that involves inserting the metal needle of an air pump of the kind used to inflate basketballs into the male genitals, and inflating either the penis or scrotum like a balloon
Officer: Well, you're pretty tough. All other interrogation methods have failed, so we'll have to go to the last resort.

Prisoner: What's that?

Officer: Soviet pressure torture.

Prisoner: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'LL TELL YOU EVERYTHING!
by pfeifer1935 May 11, 2011
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chinese penis torture

the act of slapping a girl's forhead repeatedly with your erect penis.
example:
HER: i want a facial, and then some chinese penis torture
ME: sure! :)
by cv3 July 24, 2006
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chinese water torture

a kind of torture performed by dripping one drop of water at a time on someone's forehead. it induces boredom and eventually a lot of frustration.
As a punishment for breaking a window, he put his son through a Chinese water torture for a couple of hours.
by KRHimself October 25, 2004
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Cock And Ball Torture

Yanking on a DONG.
Things you can Do Online Now Guys.
"Caaarl, this is the third time you have demonstrated cock and ball tortuuuuure. For the last time, there is NO cock and ball torture in my classroom!"
by rastyhaf March 18, 2019
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