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Bean Throne

A penis. The bean being the vagina, and the throne being the male genitalia.
"Lemme pop a squat on yo bean throne"

The happy trail led straight to his bean throne.
by pijjypooge April 4, 2013
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Fat Man's Throne

The Setup of a Reddit/4Chan/Discord User who has a U-Desk, in excess of 5+ Displays, 2 or more Computer systems, a mountain of half finished to-go food boxes, a snack drawer and mini fridge close by, a stupid amount of empty soda and beer cans, and a shit bucket under the desk
John hasn't left his Fat Man's Throne for over 9 weeks
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throne throating

Throne throating is a sexual act involving a gay or mixed gender 3-some, where one participant, the throne throater, gives a blow job while the receiver is simultaneously being rimmed. Guaranteed to make the giver take the load of their life!
Stacy could not take the smile off of her face, the load she received while throne throating Neal while Justin rimmed him made her sure this would be a regular thing.

Neal doesn’t like regular blowjobs after getting used to being throne throated!
by Philo the great November 10, 2019
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Clashcranking on the Throne

The act of masturbating, taking a shit on the toilet, and playing clash royale all at the same time.
Denis: Yo Izzy, did you know that Chris was Clashcranking on the Throne yesterday?
Izzy: Wow, Chris is really fucking disgusting
by ClashMaster88 July 22, 2025
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Throne Bone

When one ejaculates, the Penis goes that little bit bigger! Thats a Throne Bone!
As I penetrated that gal last night, I got huge "Throne Bone" when I came!
by Boggers August 5, 2006
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Shattering the porcelain throne

Pooping so hard you shatter your toilet
Used in a joking manner
I just spent an hour shattering the porcelain throne 😭 or I just shattered my porcelain throne
by theduchess22 February 1, 2025
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Thrones

"remember when we used to watch thrones?" said Meghan, " lol. i was thinkin bout that today."
by MamaNasty November 22, 2023
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