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French Tuba

A slang word for someone who gets their words mixed up such as the words French horn and Tuba because someone was talking about a French horn and another about a tuba.
There goes the French Tuba guy!
by Cutekittys May 5, 2023
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Tuba

1. A super sexy big horn wielded by a super sexy big man

2. Bilbo Baggins
Omg did you see that super sexy big man with that super sexy big horn?
That’s a tuba you idiot
by omgitsguapothephsyco November 14, 2020
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subcontrabass tuba

A beast of an instrument. Few of these exist in the world and they mostly exist in either museums or private collections. They can easily weigh hundreds of pounds and would not be very easy to transport. They are usually in the key of 32-foot C (C 1 or CCC) or 36-foot B-flat (B-flat 0 or BBB-flat) note A and produce a powerful sound that requires a strong set of lungs. Some forms of subcontrabass tubas require two players (one for the valves, the other for blowing into the mouthpiece). Some forms have functional valves, while others don't. note B

Note A: Adolphe Sax made a 52-foot E-flat (E-flat 0 or EEE-flat) and exhibited it in 1851 in London, and in 1867 in Paris.
Note B: Some subcontrabass tubas may look like they have valves, but these are only done as an artistic choice rather than being usable.
1. One of the most famous examples of a subcontrabass tuba is the Big Carl. The Big Carl is owned by Carl Fischer Music and occasionally makes an appearance on YouTube.
2. Another example of a subcontrabass tuba is the Riesentuba. The Riesentuba is German for "giant tuba", referring to its massive size. It was used to get the fastest Flight of the Bumblebee record several times.
3. The 52-foot E-flat subcontrabass tuba made by Adolphe Sax has been missing for a very long time. It is unknown if this subcontrabass tuba will be seen again.
by Borchian October 17, 2025
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Tuba town

Tuba town is where a man plays a tuba into a woman's dirty bits while she pleases him orally.
I told Sally I was in the marching band on high school and she asked me to take her to "tuba town"
by TheRevolution58008 January 30, 2025
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The Japanese Tuba

A sexual move in which a man's limbs are bent in every which way until he resembles a human pretzel (they may break), and the woman puts her mouth around his dick (like one would a mouthpiece) and blows. This will tickle the man, and will make him giggle like a japanese schoolgirl
"Last night was the best. I got a the japanese tuba from this buff russian lady and I had to go to the hospital afterwards ."
by doubledick49 June 11, 2016
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Tuba

The most beautiful woman in the world with the heart of an angel. Tubas have the most beautiful eyes you have ever seen. If you come across a Tuba be sure to bag her up because she’s the best thing ever. She perfect.
Look at Tuba over there being all cute
by Thaq November 22, 2021
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