girth control

a state or condition in which a woman is so rotund that it is highly unlikely that a member of the opposite sex will engage with her in a procreative or other sexual act

"Suzie's lucky she's never had to worry about going on the pill," Erin cattily remarked. "With a figure like hers, she can always rely for protection on girth control."

by Andrew Roedell March 03, 2007

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zonar control

Describes the control a person has over their emotions.

Can either mean someone is stable emotionally, or that they're bipolar...

What happened to my zonar control?

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She just put away three textbooks in one weekend! She must have excellent zonar control!

by Nova> October 29, 2006

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Controller Condom

An elastic non slip grip for controllers for gaming systems.

My hands are sweating, I need my controller condom.

by AngiesAwesome September 17, 2018

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map control

Map control is a term often used in strategy games, where maintaining control over important parts of the map such as resources is necessary to win, having the map control is being the dominant one on the map.

I was playing some Starcraft but Joe had map control from the start so i ended up loosing because i ran out of resources.

by Rallehop March 05, 2016

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