by llion March 12, 2008
Get the coma beardmug. The hair on the bottom side of your penis but not on your ball sack. Also can be used to describe a giant douche bag.
If you don't shave your dick-Beard she won't want to blow you.
Captain Curran told us he would smoke us till we threw up, and I was like dude quite being such a dick-beard.
Captain Curran told us he would smoke us till we threw up, and I was like dude quite being such a dick-beard.
by Cadet wonder boy September 1, 2012
Get the Dick-beardmug. Taking an overly powerful rip from the bong and consequentially having one's mouth area covered in bong water.
Specifically, when the bong water is old and has nasty shit floating around in it.
Specifically, when the bong water is old and has nasty shit floating around in it.
Bro 1: Damn dude that was a Huuuge rip... I think the biggest of my life yo...
Bro 2: And you got the bong beard to prove it.
Bro 1: Aw damn that shit's nasty
Bro 2: And you got the bong beard to prove it.
Bro 1: Aw damn that shit's nasty
by Captain Bongbeard December 3, 2013
Get the Bong Beardmug. A beard that is not fully developed, and looks like pubic hair attached to the chin, that says "I am a pedophile and I don't care what you think". Invented by Morgan Stevens.
Guy 1: Dude, I don't like the way that guy with the Pedo beard is looking at those ten year olds.
Guy 2: Isn't that Morgan Stevens?
Guy 2: Isn't that Morgan Stevens?
by Charizard 15 May 28, 2010
Get the Pedo beardmug. "That is a crazy crotch beard you got goin' on there, Jim."
"Yeah it's so soft, you want to touch it?"
"No, I'm good..."
"Yeah it's so soft, you want to touch it?"
"No, I'm good..."
by Kuyo January 14, 2010
Get the Crotch beardmug. by HawaiiThad June 4, 2015
Get the Neptune's beardmug. A hairy cooch. Fun to eat regardless, and term derives from the taco shape. Also spawned the term taco sauce.
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See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hatchet wound, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni
by T. J. October 30, 2003
Get the bearded tacomug.