Swedish Oar

The female performance of the masculine sexual act, the "Dutch Rudder". Much like the Dutch Rudder, each participant stands next to their partner and holds their arm at the elbow. The female places her fingers over her clitorus or inside of her vagina, and her partner "rows the oar" for her, thus completing the act of stimulation.

"Janette isn't gay, but when she's drunk she sometimes get girls to give her the Swedish Oar."

by Sean Sparks Solid September 13, 2009

Swedish Sardine

a) Giving a Swedish person a blow job in the state of New York.

b) When a Swedish person receives a blow job in the state of New York.

That Swede won a golden pencil, so I gave him a Swedish Sardine.

by Swedish Lover April 16, 2010

Swedish Helicopter

A sexual position that is requested of Ben Stiller (Eddie) by Malin Akerman (Lila) in the film 'The Heartbreak Kid', 2007.

'What about the Swedish Helicopter?'

by Jaffaboy March 7, 2008

Swedish Intervals

Skipping a Nordic Ski Workout for Sexual Intercourse

Susan and I were going to do a 10k, but she looked so good in the spandex I took her home for Swedish Intervals

by Bonk6 January 16, 2010

Swedish Handbrake

sternly straddle the phallus, while cupping the balls in ones mouth and inserting the index finger gently into the anus

Swedish Break-line or the more common Swedish Handbrake

by Woody Catpie July 8, 2010

Swedish teacup

When a man and two women partake in a three some, the man pulls out and fills one of the women's navels with semen. The other woman then slurps the semen out in a similar fashion of a body shot.

Dude I finally got mary to agree to a three some and she totally let me Swedish teacup susan.

by Kenyan viking November 23, 2015

Swedish Bidet

The act of cumming in a girl's mouth and then having her spit it into your own mouth, where you then spread her anus and spit the cum into it.

My girlfriend asked me to give her a Swedish Bidet and I couldn't say no

Brian gave Sally an awesome Swedish Bidet

by Keto Arra July 14, 2022