screen shopping

the online version of window shopping. Since the recession less people buy stuff online and go screen shopping instead. Fun thing to do when you're a broke ass.

cube dweller one to cube dweller two: are you really going to buy anything off that website or are you just screen shopping?

cube dweller two: *sigh* just screen shopping for now

by pr0mqueen June 24, 2009

butcher shop

vagina; preferably a meaty one that you can eat quickly

"what are you doing tonight?"

im goin to her butcher shop"

"you lucky bitch!"

by qacko123 October 8, 2009

Star shopping

It is when you or others are tryna find the perfect guy or girl to love and have a relationship with

“Im tryna make this year the best by star shopping hopefully to find someone special”

by Nshdjend August 30, 2018

p-shop

v. - to alter (a photo) with image editing software such as Adobe Photoshop. Abbreviation of Photoshop.

Were Ignignokt and Err really on the Daily Show? I would like to see that episode.

Ha! So would I.... No, someone p-shopped it.

by the migster November 7, 2005

bitches be shopping

A term used to describe the way bitches act. "Shopping" is just a generalization for all the things a "bitch" does and WILL do.

Jake: "Man last night I was buying this bitch drinks all night then she went home with my friend!"

Tom: "I'm not surprised man, bitches be shopping!"

by Kevlar of the 804 April 25, 2011

pastry shop

The further evolution of "Muffin Tops". The difference between someone who can be considered to be carrying muffin tops and someone who is suffering from the entire pastry shop. OBESE.

fat obese muffin tops muffin top Look at her, those aren't muffin tops, that's PASTRY SHOP !

by Smartycat September 5, 2011

relax and shop

Just chill out for now or don't worry about events over which you have no control. This comes from the advice given next to flights in departures, 'relax and shop' before a gate is confirmed. It describes what one should do in purgatory before events or decisions which could go either way, good or bad.

John: I'm really worried about those test results.

Marsha: Well, there's nothing you can do now, just relax and shop.

by Beclan November 5, 2010