Swedish Oar

The female performance of the masculine sexual act, the "Dutch Rudder". Much like the Dutch Rudder, each participant stands next to their partner and holds their arm at the elbow. The female places her fingers over her clitorus or inside of her vagina, and her partner "rows the oar" for her, thus completing the act of stimulation.

"Janette isn't gay, but when she's drunk she sometimes get girls to give her the Swedish Oar."

by Sean Sparks Solid September 13, 2009

Swedish Sardine

a) Giving a Swedish person a blow job in the state of New York.

b) When a Swedish person receives a blow job in the state of New York.

That Swede won a golden pencil, so I gave him a Swedish Sardine.

by Swedish Lover April 16, 2010

Swedish Helicopter

A sexual position that is requested of Ben Stiller (Eddie) by Malin Akerman (Lila) in the film 'The Heartbreak Kid', 2007.

'What about the Swedish Helicopter?'

by Jaffaboy March 7, 2008

Swedish shuffle

When someone doesn't want to be part of the conversation any longera but haven't got a good way to get away, they simply slide out of the conversation. A Swedish shuffle.

Wait, wasn't Mark with us just now?
I guess he did a Swedish shuffle.

by Braxenator January 27, 2019

Swedish Intervals

Skipping a Nordic Ski Workout for Sexual Intercourse

Susan and I were going to do a 10k, but she looked so good in the spandex I took her home for Swedish Intervals

by Bonk6 January 16, 2010

swedish cornhole

The act of eating meatballs while soaking in a tub of IcyHot while wearing a speedo

I have plans tonight that involves a Swedish cornhole

by Deycorli May 31, 2017

swedish breathmint

When one person farts into another person's mouth before kissing.

John: "Hey Brad I'm gonna go on a date with Janice today but I don't have any gum, mind giving me a Swedish breathmint?"
Brad: "Sure, I ate some Taco Bell not long ago so it's all good."

by luftwaffle February 2, 2014