Evan Promise

When a friend tells you to come to a party because lots of girls are coming too. When you get to the party there is one hot girl and your friend calls dibs.

Friend- "hey man, you should come to this party! There are going to be so many hot girls!"
You- go to party
Friend- "sorry bro, there is only one hot girl, and I called dibs already"
You- such an Evan Promise...

by Banditofrisquitopocoito March 13, 2015

Toothpaste promise

Noun. A representation made, usually in advertising, that sounds impressive, but is effectively meaningless.
Based on the claim that all toothpaste ads make, i.e. 70% more effective (than brushing without toothpaste).

They said I could save hundreds of dollars per year on my car insurance, but that was compared to someone who never shops around, and has had the same policy for 10 years. It's always cheaper to switch to any other insurance company after a couple of years, so it was a total toothpaste promise.

by Werdenschmidt February 7, 2021

incorrect promise

A promise made using alternative facts.

Obama lied when he said, If you like your health plan, you can keep your health plan.

Nah, man, he just made an incorrect promise.

by StrykerBandit February 13, 2017

Bureaucratic Promise

Quoting someone a large time range for something to occur, even though it will probably happen much sooner.

I always have to tell my customers that they'll get an e-mail within 24-48 hours, even though they get it immediately.

Ah, a good ol' bureaucratic promise. You just know that one person didn't get that e-mail within 30 seconds and they were pissed; so now, you have to tell everyone they'll get it within 24-48 hours.

by JerMead July 24, 2018

Dicky Promise

When two men touch their penises together like a pinky promise.

I made a dicky promise.

by BamBam777 April 30, 2023

Milky Promises

hookups planned for when you get vaccinated from covid-19, or hookups you plan to make after quarantine

All booty calls are turning into milky promises during this pandemic lockdown.

by AnonymousSlutinQuarantine January 27, 2021

promise ring

a ring a boy gets a girl as a way of saying he truly loves her and promises her a forever.

a ring before marriage until the couple is old enough

bob: i got my girl a promise ring and proposed in front of the whole school and made a promise speech while on one knee

dan: good for you my guy

by urmominmybeddd69 January 15, 2022