masterbation professor

A UBC professor who has a master's degree and is highly able to skillfully bait students to hang out in office hours so they can jerk off on the students as they put a security camera underneath the desks of the TA's who do their seductive bidding as well.
It's not enough to just have a master's degree or a PhD degree in computer signs to be able to teach. In order to become a masterbation professor, you need to be masterful at baiting and jerking off on your students in front of around 200 of them in broad daylight in a large lecture hall just because. You know, take your pencis and use it as a yellow crayon to draw on the big screen. There's plenty of space and room to draw whatever squiggly line you want to disorient your prey.
by MatrixEnergeticWar September 10, 2023
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Professor Pete

The gay cat from toontown/j
Yes this information was received by playing a fangan of toontown
Someone:Yo Professor Pete gay fr
Something:who asked
by ThePersonInYourHouse November 01, 2022
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Professor Ryan

A Professor on a Harry Potter server. He is a horrible and rude person. He is telling other people that they are fake or that their boyfriends are fake. He is very lonely and he has no friends. That's why he is bullying other people. All he wants is attention.
Curtis: Oh my lord. All he wants is attention. He must be Professor Ryan
by Wizabell January 04, 2018
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Professor Ryan

A prep that is a professor on a hp server that tells everyone that they are fake. Obviously, he is the fakest person on earth. He tells other people that they are fake to get attention because he has no friends and loves attention. People don't like him and just want to get rid of him but he won't go. Most people define him a prep because he acts like one.
Curtis: Oh my lord. He just wants attention. He must be a Professor Ryan
by Wizabell January 05, 2018
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Rage My Professor

Instead of "Rate my Professor", this means to write a livid review about your professor on the Rate My Professor website. You rage about your professor. This also can just be a typo of the regular "rate". The acronym for this is "RMP".
I am so fucking pissed about my grade. I am going to Rage My Professor now!

I am really angry and upset about this class. I will Rage my Professor!
by LingDanc803 February 28, 2023
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Professor B

I well knowledgeable person, wise and knows how to do almost everything. Very loyal and dedicated. All Professors are handsome, with great looks an speak with confidence.
Who are you, My names Professor B an you are?

Yo look its Professor B!

This is a house of learning doctors, No my names Professor B an I'm here to teach!
by The Dr. PB July 10, 2013
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Lesser Professor

A lesser professor refers to an adjunct instructor at the university level.
My psychology teacher is a lesser professor, know now, and adjuct.
by Silent Barracuda December 31, 2022
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