Hip Priest

Hypnotic-induction-process Priest. Someone, usually a big corporate entity, who will appear hip and up to date with current values, only to use this as a trick to get people to follow their bad intentions.

Coined by Mark E. Smith of British post-punk band The Fall in 1982, on the album Hex Enduction Hour
Marvel: Look, we're so progressive! This movie is vaguely hinted to have a trans character in it!
Person who can spot corporate bullshit: Can it, hip priest! Your movies are corporate products built off of worker abuse.
by alexpaintwork November 07, 2023
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show priest

A priest who gives the appearance of godliness but it's all an act and his actions and words are not in allignment.
He preaches about the poor while drinking pricey wine and eating caviar. He's a show priest.
by Justice4all November 02, 2013
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Priest Kid

The kids or teachers that have to get their way no matter what. Like a priest, they can't take no fr an answer.
Brandon made sure that we voted for his favorite, he really is a priest kid.
by sgduysagedy29 October 29, 2018
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a rape of priests

collective noun (eg. a murder of crows) to describe a group of priests.
be careful timmy, i hear there is a rape of priests lurking around camp.
by Anony666mous December 15, 2019
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priest-pull

Post mass exit ritual where as you are in the line to greet the Priest who then will shake your hand whilst pulling you down the line away from him simultaneously as not exchange lengthy BS "hellos" and "how are you's".
Father McGillan totally priest-pulled my mother as she was saying hello and trying to thank him for his service. He pulled her down the line away from him and was engaging 2 people behind her already.
by cheeky sunshine August 17, 2017
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a priest in A minor

A little known work by Beethoven.
Tom: Have you heard Beethoven's recently discovered work?
Langford: No, what is it?
Tom: It's a Priest in A minor
Langford: Awe, too soon, man
by Packin McCracken November 10, 2015
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Priest-face

Haggard and scruffy, slightly rape(y)
Bro got mad priest-face, must be finals week.
by Alkalineaddiction April 08, 2015
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