Pleasure Portal

A.K.A her vagina.

Are you sure you want to wreck that pleasure portal with a ten pound baby?

by videoeditor2008 March 14, 2011

pleasure tabs

viagra for dogs

by resa June 8, 2003

Bear Pleasurable

"With the incredible magic of the pretty bear, you too will be the best friend like a lot of many people all over the world."

Thus reads a chinese lunch-box, entitled "Bear Pleasurable." It has a picture of a teddy bear on it.

Kevin Zhang's "Bear Pleasurable" lunchbox was an endlesssource of entertainment

by Odin1i February 20, 2009

pleasure stick

a long, ribbed, undulating, pulsating stck of stinky rubber

"all the the cow wanted was my quivering 10 inch pleasure stick"

by mr pleasure stick April 9, 2007

butthole pleasures

When a male or female receives pleasure in the area in which they deficate. There are multiple ways of doing so.

Chris McLean and Marko Babic seemed to give all the bitches in town butthole pleasures with their dipping sticks.

by Chris McLean, Marko Babic July 22, 2006

Orbs of Pleasure

the perfectly scrumptuous pair of eyes of an underaged boy

Did you see those Orbs of Pleasure on that young studmuffin?? I just want to serve those bad boys on a plate with some marinara sauce and go to town on them

by soothuglifesmile October 6, 2008

It’s my pleasure

When you work in customer service and you can’t say “Go fuck yourself” to a customer you say “it’s my pleasure” instead

Annoying Customer: “It’s about time” or “Can I get more ranch”
Customer Service Representative: “It’s my pleasure”

by AngryWombat1871 June 12, 2021