Wing Eyebrows

Eyebrows that are so fucking crazy looking that everytime you see them you realize that you aren't actually the ugliest person on Earth. Like seriously what the hell it looks like normal eyebrows but upside-down.

"Did you see the wing eyebrows on that fucker?" "That's Gavin, man. Nothing new."

by itwasformydoctordotnet October 20, 2017

grandma eyebrows

Someone who's stupid enough to "accidentally" shave off their eyebrows

Me: omg, did u see *friend* yesterday??
Friend: omg yesss they're grandma eyebrows now!!
Me: how do you accidentally shave off your eyebrows?? Wha??

by Blu._.jay June 18, 2017

chidi eyebrows

When one flickers eyebrows

"I gave her Chidi eyebrows and she loved it"

by DJ Wattsy March 9, 2017

eyebrow waxing

When a person takes a big load of facial and it is then let dry to remove like wax; hence: man she took two eyebrow waxing in one day!!!

Man she took two eyebrow waxing in one day!!!

by Anonymous632675 May 3, 2018

uneven eyebrows

As the name implies it means uneven eyebrows but what I wanted to tell you is the feeling of the urge for death that comes with it.

Ilayda: What is wrong?
Bihter: MY UNEVEN EYEBROWS ARE WRONG AND I CRIED ABOUT IT FOR LIKE AN HOUR IN THE SHOWER...

by MamaStella January 29, 2018

mcdonald eyebrows

If that person's eyebrows were to connect they would take on the form of the mcdonald's sign.

Anahy garcia has mcdonald eyebrows.

by Unknown 2222 January 31, 2017

eyebrows gen

If you claim ‘eyebrows’ on a fact but are then proved wrong your eyebrows get shaved off.

“That can’t be right”
“Eyebrows gen, it is”

by Texas9162818 October 29, 2020