After upsetting your hot headed fella (usually Latino) or saying/doing something to disrespect him. You apologise by offering your arse and taking it up the bum. All is then forgiven.
"Valeria upset me the other day, disrespected my wife while we were at it. Was about to lose my shit but she gave me a Colombian apology to calm me down. Wasn't mad at her anymore after that."
by Fookem August 10, 2021
Get the Colombian apologymug. When the tip of the penis is inserted in to the nostril of your significant other right before ejaculation, causing them to “snort” it.
by Hairycuck69 February 23, 2023
Get the Colombian Tip Snortermug. by Questtttt January 4, 2022
Get the Colombian Rim Jobmug. by Justchecking22 November 10, 2021
Get the colombian saucemug. Dude that cup of coffee I just had tasted like it was brewed with toilet water…I think I feel a Colombian landslide coming.
by Clever Satan February 13, 2023
Get the Colombian landslidemug. A sexual position where the receiving partner is dressed in a school girl outfit lying on their back. While the giving partner has eaten spicy Mexican food and is lying in a 69 position overtop. Similar to the Cleveland steamer shits in the face of the receiving partner. Usually in a explosive diarrhea kind of spray
by LtMcRo July 6, 2025
Get the Colombian columbinemug. Right before you are about to ejaculate, you pull out, put some empanadas covered in Hot sauce in there... Then unleash you pet jaguar on her.
1. My girl was getting mad annoying so I have her the Colombian jaguar attack
2. My grandma is no more, I finally got rid of her with the Colombian jaguar attack.
2. My grandma is no more, I finally got rid of her with the Colombian jaguar attack.
by Ballingtrapking May 10, 2016
Get the Colombian Jaguar Attackmug.