the Bulgarian spunk nugget

When a dog blows it’s green load all over a McDonald’s chicken nugget and makes his owner it it.
My dog gave me the Bulgarian spunk nugget last night.
by Your dads meatballs June 04, 2020
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bulgarian reacharound

Feeding a bull 50 viagra tablets and covering your self with bodily fluids of a cow.
I had a great bulgarian reacharound last night at the barn.
by 10101010100101010010101 January 29, 2025
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Bulgarian hog loaf

Hog loaf from the land of Bulgaria. Often times is so juicy and tender it melts in your mouth and leaves a coat of Bulgarian oxide. You have to wash your mouth for 1 hour to get rid of this coating. Is the most nutritious food of the 21st century.
Man, I tried Bulgarian hog loaf and it was so good!
by Bryce loves boobs November 16, 2023
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Bulgarian Hogloaf

a Bulgarian delicacy, perhaps the best loaf of all time, be careful if you drink gravy with it, you might transfer to burping dad
“Yo Greg, did you eat all the Bulgarian hogloaf with the gravy?”

“Yes, it tasted quite exquisite”

“Crud, you might turn to burping dad”
by Bulgarian Greg May 25, 2024
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Bulgarian Dick Needle

A public torture method in Bulgaria where your dick gets put in a custom fitting dick guillotine while they tie your arms and legs to boards. But, instead of cutting off your dick they stick a needle all the way through your urethra.
yo man did you hear about the guy who was sentenced to a public Bulgarian Dick Needle.”
by Bulgarian tweedler beeder January 24, 2025
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Bulgarian Bungle Bridger

The Bulgarian Bungle Bridger, also known as the Harut Hickelis the sexual act of using anal beads as a whip, and whipping your partner to death whilst masturbating. Then, the performer of said act ejaculates into the eyes of said victim. After which, the performer decapitates the victim, and cuts open the victims stomach, placing the victims severed head inside the stomach.
He was arrested for committing multiple acts of the Bulgarian Bungle Bridger on Men
by Allofthemaretobekilled January 05, 2025
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Bulgarian Shower Head

A devious act, most comparable to a wet form of Czechoslovakian Door-Knob. It can be performed on any person large or small, however the practitioner should wear rubber soled shoes for safety such as crocs.
Last night I slipped while attempting a Bulgarian Shower Head resulting in the old bird losing a spleen.
by Anonymous1105 June 07, 2022
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