Bryson

Has no Dad

" Yo look it's Bryson "
"You mean the stinky pinoy with no dad?"

by Bryson Quimbo March 9, 2022

Bryson theory

Finance: when you think a person makes X amount so therefore they have Y moneys but totally negates any thought of bills or debt

Jack thinks just because i make 60k a year it means I have 60k in savings. Hes totally negating the fact I have a truck payments and a mortgage. He's trying to play the Bryson theory.

by Islandcouple69 January 11, 2021

Bryson

A walking contradiction with a Ram truck, a golf obsession, and the spelling skills of a broken Etch A Sketch. Bryson proudly drives a Ram over a Ford—not for performance, but because he’s a few brain cells short of a group project.

Known for popping out kids like it’s a competitive sport—some say he’s trying to build a football team, others say he just forgets what birth control is. Loves golf but thinks “par” is just short for “party,” and he’s definitely addicted to alcohol but claims he just “likes the taste of bad decisions.”

Gambles not to win, but for the thrill of losing, and laughs at things that aren’t funny like it’s a personality trait. Possibly unwell, definitely entertaining.

“Bryson just triple-bogeyed, cracked a beer at 9 AM, and laughed for five minutes at a street sign that said ‘Dickerson.’ I’m worried… but also not surprised.”

by Chrispeecream June 7, 2025

Bryson wynia

hot tall big dick

Bryson wynia is hot

by hentai love February 25, 2022

Bryson

A nice person that has lots of money and is a kind friend

Bryson is cool

by Gold Play Yt March 26, 2019

Jackson Bryson

A little ginger boy that commits insane amounts of fraud.

Did you hear that Jackson Bryson hit a $500 lick off doordash fraud?

by Bevman123 November 4, 2019

Bryson Robinson

He is a strong, hes a loving and handsome funny ass person. If he left it would make an impact on a lot of people. He is a good listener that doesn't have problems listening to anyone about their problems.He is a nice person well, that is till you bug him, he doesn't like when you take him as a game, he will clap back. But all in all hes a beautiful person inside and outside.

Bryson Robinson in my personal opinion is a nice person I really think you should know him.

by Iluvselfhatered<3 December 6, 2023