ain't got no skate

Ur no fun whatsoever. Ur presence is enough to cause a holocaust of boredom among ur peers. Commonly used by skaters who think they're the shit but they're not.
Person A aka Skater : Duuddeee how u doin man. Just gonna say awesome for no reason dude. Awesome
Person B: Ok...
Skater: Dude ur no fun u ain't got no skate man

Person B: At least I got a life
Skater: Whatevs
by A-Dubble July 30, 2017
mugGet the ain't got no skatemug.

SHIT AIN'T RIGHT!

Just plain wrong, twited,and F***ed Up! Aka: S.A.R.
When a group of Cali girls are on a trolly to Tijuana ,Mexico, they look around and say "Shit ain't right!"
by whozcrackin October 4, 2006
mugGet the SHIT AIN'T RIGHT!mug.

I ain't trippin!

A response to being accused of trippin. Similar in meaning to "No shit!" "I swear to god!" "I'm not kidding!"
"Son, you are straight trippin if you think you're gonna hit that shit."

"I ain't trippin! Watch me work my magic, fool!"
by Danny Delinquent December 23, 2003
mugGet the I ain't trippin!mug.

He ain't Kobe

Refers to anyone doing anything and still not doing it better than Kobe.
(see nba live)
"Did you see ray allen hit that three?"
"He still ain't kobe"

"Mello just smashed on the boards"
"He ain't Kobe"
by RappersaurusX June 11, 2009
mugGet the He ain't Kobemug.
If something does not meet the prerequisites for being in the state of being commonly referred to as "dank", then it dun be stank. Yo.
M8 No. 1: "What the hell is going on? Why is that baby on fire?"
M8 No. 2: "Is it dank?"
M8 No. 3: "No."
M8 No. 4: "If it ain't dank it stank. Broseph."
by Krazy Taxi August 28, 2016
mugGet the If it ain't dank it stankmug.

You ain't Smuckers

Used to imply in a satirical manner that someone is "Jelly" (jealous).

It is often used in question form, see example.
Guy 1: Dude, your girlfriend looks like crap today.
Guy 2: Breh, you ain't Smuckers. So why are you so jelly?
Guy 1: No for real she does.
Guy 2: AIN'T even Smuckers.
by Brausten November 1, 2012
mugGet the You ain't Smuckersmug.

Ain't No Blimpzy Way

Ain't No Blimpzy Way! Inspired from "Ain't No Way" but it's using "BLIMP" to advertise to people from far destination.
Like posting on internet in 2023 but. 1930's When we doesn't invent a "SMARTPHONE" People using an "AIRPLANE" or "BLIMP" to advertise to whole city or even near them

"NO WAY DUDE" we're gonna rent a blimp and advertise what i saw on a blimp and ride them to New York City"
Ain't No Blimpzy Way! that man ate burritos like a corn cob. Make him famous!
by CHR1SSY January 17, 2023
mugGet the Ain't No Blimpzy Waymug.

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