when you're fisting a chick with breadcrumbs and spices and you lose your watch. then you turkey slap them in the face as your thanksgiving.
I lost my adventure time watch whilst I was knuckles deep in cousin Terry. Then left her with a souvenir of Apollo 11 space programs shuttle. bigcums - thanksgiving turkey
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Get the Mexican Thanksgiving mug.The act when one puts mashed potatos into the anus of their significant other, then warms gravy to a scalding temperature. One would then proceed to pour the boiling gravy into the anus of their significant other as well as rubbing turkey skin on their vagina or scrotum. Then would use a spoon to scoop out the potatos mixed with gravy and excrement, then put it on the turkey skin and eat it.
Yo man, I gave that girl I got from the bar The Thanksgiving Special, this November is gonna be lit.
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Get the Thanksgiving mug.The Spirit of Thanksgiving is when one member wears a pilgrim hat, and the other wears an Indian headband. Then one of the members stuffs their asshole with stuffing and tops it off with gravy. The other member then proceeds to eat out all of the stuffing and gravy while listing the things they're thankful for. The member with their asshole being eaten has to gobble like like a turkey while being eaten out.
Dave: "Dude so I heard you went to Jessica's house last weekend! How was that?"
Jim: "It went well bro, I really showed her the spirit of Thanksgiving."
Jim: "It went well bro, I really showed her the spirit of Thanksgiving."
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