by GB20 January 05, 2021
Thomas is a mad ejit he does diffin on sundays plenty of buckfast but here no donegall 2020 just reminding ya hes a mad train
Thomas
by Madejit April 21, 2020
Thomas is the best boyfriend you will ever have, he is sweet, charming, understanding, smart, funny, UNBELIEVABLY sexy and hot. He really knows how to make a girl smile no matter the situation. He is willing to meet your parents and do whatever it takes to make you happy. If you ever date a Thomas be lucky because he is one in a million!
by bbyxtalia February 05, 2020
Hahahahahahahhahah Thomas.
by stupidmathgirl December 24, 2008
Usually a slow minded person, who tends to make odd noises and gestures but really is a good guy and can throw Nattys back
by Civicbro1738 March 08, 2017
The most retarded, gay-ass person to exist in the known multiverse. Acts like a dumbass and is a cross-breed of a Giraffe and a train. Lamarck's theory which was previously disproved has a special case for Thomas. After many years of stretching his neck it has become elongated and is now a subnormal phenomenon. If you happen to find a Thomas whos neck is small consider yourself luck because only every 1 in 1 million Thomas have this feature. A few common characteristics include twitchy left eye and a common catch-phrase: "Did I ask?" Usually is very attracted to Arathenan. They are known to be natural soul mates. Twice in every year, the breed producing about 200-300 retards. The Thomas is naturally fond of skinny-long asians. He is commonly found in the backyards of many people. His car is usually the shopping cart. Lastly, one of the main catch phrases of Thomas is "Quick, get in. We have momentum!!"
by Pazhaidam June 05, 2018