Person 1: “Have you heard Selena Gomez’s new song?”
Person 2: “No, is it good?”
Person 1: “Yeah, it’s a song about Justin Bieber!”
Person 2: “again? it’s been years since they broke up, I feel so bad. She should really move on :(“
Person 2: “No, is it good?”
Person 1: “Yeah, it’s a song about Justin Bieber!”
Person 2: “again? it’s been years since they broke up, I feel so bad. She should really move on :(“
by violentnympth September 25, 2023
by Smackmyasslikeadrum September 15, 2021
Selena Gomez, being defined as - Selena Marie Gomez, born July 22, 1992, is an American actress and singer. Gomez began her acting career at age 15 in a Disney Channel series, but soon proved that her musical talent was even greater, with a string of hit singles and albums.
Raised in Texas, her first break came as a cast member on the children's series Barney and Friends. Gomez landed minor roles on other television shows, but it was her affiliation with the Disney Channel - which discovered her during a nationwide talent search in 2004 - that officially kick-started her acting career.
Raised in Texas, her first break came as a cast member on the children's series Barney and Friends. Gomez landed minor roles on other television shows, but it was her affiliation with the Disney Channel - which discovered her during a nationwide talent search in 2004 - that officially kick-started her acting career.
Selena Gomez
by Peter Marvin Alexander September 20, 2024
Making such sweet cunnilingus love to your woman that she covers your face in lady juice and you smile up at her with a Mexican grin.
I loved my woman so much she blessed with with a coating to make my smile angelic in the way of a shiny Gomez.
by TrickMcCready October 14, 2019
Honestly one of the funniest guys you will ever meet.He is actually the best mexican guy you can ever meet.He is such a smartass,he is funny as fuck and will do anything no matter what it is.He gets grounded a lot and he will do anything to get kicked out of school he is one of the best friends you will ever have and never lose him.
by im broke af kid January 30, 2020
Abby is the most amazing person. Although a hard exterior, her inner warmth will melt you!! She’s as great as her writing skills are, and is as sweet as sugar... when she wants to be. Don’t be fooled, abby can be the definition of a sadist at times, but she’s my sadist and that’s what I love about her :)<3
by kpopfanheje November 24, 2021