fake brake

an involuntary reflex to apply a nonexistent brake petal when riding as a passenger in a car.

Sarah is such a bad driver, I was hitting my fake brake the whole way here.

by Lexiphile October 11, 2015

Fuzzy Hand Brake

Receiving a hand job from get a milf in the back seat of her late model 2 door coup with bead seat covers.

I went to see Alice, but her kids were home so I only got a fuzzy hand brake.

by Donald Milhaus Trump November 8, 2019

the brakes

An emergency situation

Where are the brakes on this crazy thing?

by Bicycleapps April 10, 2019

Brake your fart box

When a man says he will "break your fart box" that means that he is planning on interduesing you to rough and painful anal sex. When a female says that, that means at some point she will force an object ( most of the time large) in to your anal cavity.

" if you don't stop saying that crazy stuff I'ma brake your fart box"

by Rocksaw_fartbox36 October 6, 2019

Take a brake

Its when you take a brake

take a brake Simon

by A1d October 13, 2019

Brake pedal

When your buddy slams on the vehicle brakes when climaxing in the back seat with a partner. Causing the unbeknownst partner to clench their orifice while a significant and uncontrolled thrust is applied. Causing your seed to shoot as if flung from a sling shot. Very similar to the donkey punch but with the added thrusting jolt.

Hey man, we're going to lie down in the back. When I give the signal give me a brake pedal, will ya?

by 1tank99 May 1, 2018

Brake Stand

When "skid mark" simply won't suffice to explain what has happened in your underpants.

I can't put these in the laundry basket. It looks like a tractor trailer did a brake stand in my underwear. Quick get me a stick I think I am just gonna burn em.

by Angus McCracken January 27, 2020