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fake brake

an involuntary reflex to apply a nonexistent brake petal when riding as a passenger in a car.
Sarah is such a bad driver, I was hitting my fake brake the whole way here.
by Lexiphile October 11, 2015
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Fuzzy Hand Brake

Receiving a hand job from get a milf in the back seat of her late model 2 door coup with bead seat covers.
I went to see Alice, but her kids were home so I only got a fuzzy hand brake.
by Donald Milhaus Trump November 8, 2019
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the brakes

Where are the brakes on this crazy thing?
by Bicycleapps April 10, 2019
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Brake your fart box

When a man says he will "break your fart box" that means that he is planning on interduesing you to rough and painful anal sex. When a female says that, that means at some point she will force an object ( most of the time large) in to your anal cavity.
" if you don't stop saying that crazy stuff I'ma brake your fart box"
by Rocksaw_fartbox36 October 6, 2019
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Take a brake

by A1d October 13, 2019
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Brake pedal

When your buddy slams on the vehicle brakes when climaxing in the back seat with a partner. Causing the unbeknownst partner to clench their orifice while a significant and uncontrolled thrust is applied. Causing your seed to shoot as if flung from a sling shot. Very similar to the donkey punch but with the added thrusting jolt.
Hey man, we're going to lie down in the back. When I give the signal give me a brake pedal, will ya?
by 1tank99 May 1, 2018
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Put the brakes on

To try to stop somthing from happening with actions or words.
1: Hey what are you doing tonight?
2: Not a chance.
1: Why do you have to put the brakes on me?
by TheTrueTranslator January 1, 2019
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