Superman Returns

Bryan Singer's attempt to masturbate like a gibbon at the world's greatest superhero. Started off strong, but then fizzled out. Introduced a 5-year-old supertot, despite that being completely against the entirety of the Superman mythos. And had no resemblance to a normal relationship, just awkward stares. Oh, and basically had a one-trick pony of having Superman just lift stuff. A lot. Lame. Also was noted for creating a new alternative energy source, meaning electical cables strapped to Christopher Reeve's rapidly spinning corpse.

Q: What happened to Joe Simon?
A: He bit his own jugular vein after watching Superman Returns. He's in a better place now.

1: Wanna go rent Superman Returns?
2: Wanna lick my dog's balls instead?
1: Sounds like a good alternative.

by LiveattheSchwarzenegger November 11, 2008

superman pose

The urinal stance used by men with either a) small wankers, and/or b) wearing multiple pairs of pants. In the case of a), generally seen as the elbows out, fists on the hips, arched back, chin up.

I just caught Johnson in the mens room in the superman pose.

by ak.trout October 28, 2007

superman dat hoe

superman dat hoe slang term used by the rapper Soulja boy in his hit single crank dat.

to skeet on a females backs and then put the sheets over it.
superman dat hoe

by josh n mike October 17, 2007

supermaned

To have changed in an awkward and confined location.

I supermaned it today in my car between meetings.

by Eddy Buttler, Nicole Korsvoll March 11, 2008

riding superman

When someone rides in a car in the trunk (because there aren't enough seats, they're sneaking into a drive-in, getting kidnapped, etc.). I'm not sure where this comes from -- a friend of mine said it once and then 2 years later I asked him about it and he insisted that he'd never heard of it before (LIAR!). If anyone knows its origin please post it.

I can only fit six in my car -- looks like someone's gonna be riding superman.

by ridingsuperman December 9, 2008

spiderman vs superman

when a female runs around the room with a bed sheet attached to her back, due to the epoxy of cum, all while a male is wackin it into his hand to throw it at the crazy bitch flying around in teh room

i waz feelin it last night, so me and mah mom did sum spiderman vs superman

by Sam Jones teh mayor January 17, 2008

superman

If your woman doesn't want to have sex with you, wait till she sleeps and cum on her back then stick a bed sheet to it, by the time she wakes it should have dried and she will have a superman cape

I supermaned that ho' fo' sho'

by Phillyboy71 April 16, 2008