When a person has difficulty stating what colour a character is, such as skin tone or hair. Based on the character Squidward Tentacles as most people say he is blue when the show states he is green.
"Dude I can't tell if my character's hair is yellow or green, this is some serious Squidward Syndrome"
by The Doctor Sex. May 1, 2022

What an anthropomorphic crab says before chucking an oversized bowl of food at an anthropomorphic squid
by AlexEpikPlayz May 31, 2025

mean ass squid that hates his neighbors Sponge Bob and Patrick. Squidward also sucks at clarinet and it's the most horrible sound you will ever hear.
by Succ_2o87_Times March 22, 2019

When so many drugs have been consumed that the participant loses all control of their hands and arms and all movments start resembling a squid.
by STELIO. KONTOS. August 22, 2019

A brutal deconstruction fanfiction where Squidward Tentacles finally gets the amazing life that he's always dreamed of by getting sweet revenge on the people who make every day of his life a living hell.
by Ubeenbamboozledson November 23, 2021

by Pedway94 September 6, 2019

The art of placing one’s semi erect penis over the nose of a consenting partner. This should bear some resemblance to squidward’s nose.
by Thiccboi34 August 18, 2018
