Sprite

The act of needing to poop or something stinky. A pun intended to poke fun at my cat Sprite who smells terribly, actually.

I have to go sprite! or... That is one smelly sprite.

by DontchaWannaKnow June 21, 2009

McDonald's Sprite

A holy liquid, it's recipe said to be pass down throughout the generations of the Mcdonalds family. Straight-up battery acid in a cup, the most spiciest liquid you'll ever pour into your mouth-hole. It deserves to be in the periodic table. The substance alone can make a dead person come back to life. Can make a child foam at the mouth.

Bro 1: hey, dude, what does McDonald's Sprite taste like?
Bro 2: Aw hell naw, not that battery acid! It's so spicy it needs a spot on the periodic table!
Bro 3: How dare you invoke the name of such a holy substance? *butts into the conversation*
Bro 2: Who brought you in this conversation, Bro 3?
Bro 3: The McDonald's Sprite!

by isopods_are_glorious May 13, 2024

Busch Sprite-itis

When one gets completely inebriated on Busch Latte and feels like shit

"Cody failed to make it into work today, because he has the Busch Sprite-itis."

by The Ole Dude February 10, 2023

seasonal sprite

short

hey look its a seasonal sprite
theyre so fucking short

by anonymous December 14, 2020

Sprite

To boil one's cum and put it in a bottle for someone to drink

Lebron: You wanna sprite?
Girl: You sleazebag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by JEWSUS CHRIS May 27, 2018

Sip me like sprite

A phrase used by a turned on women, often during sex

Sip me like sprite brad!

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

Sprite

the best drink ever hands down 😹😹

"I'll take a sprite." "Great choice!"

by BlueTortoise1 April 24, 2022