Golden Sprinkler

When someone is urinating in your mouth and you laugh resulting with the urine expelling out of your nose in a sprinkler fashion.
Johnny was having a grand old time peeing in Mary’s mouth when he made her chuckle resulting in the act called a golden sprinkler.
by Sir Bangsalotmore September 04, 2022
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south pole sprinkler

It is when whipped cream is inserted into anus of a recipent, and someone else goes to retract the cream, while recipent pushes said cream in a spraying fashion while gargaling cream...
Her face is ready for the south pole sprinkler..

Defined by Because We're Men
by BECAUSE WE'RE MEN August 23, 2017
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French Sprinkler

The act of deliberately vomiting on someone to exit a conversation that's become too tedious to endure.
Richard kept droning on and on about his favourite sports team doing sporting this weekend so I pulled the ol' French Sprinkler to shut him up and get the heck out of there.
by Frothy_walarus April 25, 2021
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Halloween Sprinkler

When you make a woman squirt while she is on her period.
Man 1-I made my girl into a Halloween sprinkler last night!
Man2-No way! I’ve been trying to do that for year!
by KingMLthe1st January 01, 2023
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Backwoods Sprinkler

When a girl is giving you a handjob, and she squeezes your balls so hard that you ejaculate non-stop for about 7 seconds.
Girlfriend: "What do you say I give you a Backwoods Sprinkler tonight?"

Boyfriend: "Not again..."
by AA-Ron Jenkins February 03, 2021
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Sprinkler Running

Waking up early in the morning and running through everyone's sprinklers without getting caught.
Jody and I were sprinkler running until we got the cops called on us when we broke a sprinkler by kicking it.
by SprinklerRunner January 18, 2010
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Sammy Sprinkler

When you get so intoxicated that you wake up in the middle of the night and accidentally urinate in your girlfriends underwear draw.
Connor Jason: what happened with Viv last night, she’s blowing up!
Samuel Andrew: yeah I’m in the doghouse, I did a Sammy sprinkler!
by Connormacdaddy December 08, 2022
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