1. a small bird with a tendency to view life in terms of one's own needs and desires.
2. a narrow minded, excessively rigid and emotionally detached human being, with bird like feet.
3. term used in frustration on a dim witted friend.
2. a narrow minded, excessively rigid and emotionally detached human being, with bird like feet.
3. term used in frustration on a dim witted friend.
by TheRealCatWilly May 9, 2019
Get the Autistic Sparrowmug. A large vieny cock equipped with a beard, it's beard is often combined with a mustache, commonly handle bars or a hitler. Jack Sparrows can be found on any object or wall, the defining characteristic is the beard, without a beard the Jack Sparrow is just another immature penis sketch, a mustache is not mandatory however often completes the ensemble.
1. That Jack Sparrow has a 8" beard
2. No doubt it must have sailed the seven seas.
1. did you see the one on jimmy's locker?
2. thats not a jack sparrow faggot, it isnt equiped with a mandatory beard!
2. No doubt it must have sailed the seven seas.
1. did you see the one on jimmy's locker?
2. thats not a jack sparrow faggot, it isnt equiped with a mandatory beard!
by Johnny Sparrow June 12, 2011
Get the Jack Sparrowmug. When your wife fslls asleep on your wedding night so to punish her you splooge in her eye, making her look like a pirate.
Had to sort myself out on my wedding night, here have some jizz in your eye, love you captain jack sparrow
by Daura2731 November 20, 2018
Get the Captain jack sparrowmug. He is the main character of Pirates of the Caribbean and is played by the great Johnny Depp AKA the best actor ever to exist!
You: OMG WHO EVER PLAYS JACK SPARROW IS A GREAT ACTOR!
Me: YOU DIDN'T KNOW JOHNNY DEPP PLAYS HIM YOU'RE SUCH A DISCRASS!
Me: YOU DIDN'T KNOW JOHNNY DEPP PLAYS HIM YOU'RE SUCH A DISCRASS!
by Ferocious Fox May 31, 2022
Get the Jack Sparrowmug. by Erwindalekale July 2, 2017
Get the mud sparrowmug. When something is stolen from you, but you don't realize it until a little while later.
Derived from the term "jacked" (meaning stolen) and Jack Sparrow, the sneaky dude from the Pirates movies.
Derived from the term "jacked" (meaning stolen) and Jack Sparrow, the sneaky dude from the Pirates movies.
by Muffins + Nik Furious February 19, 2009
Get the Sparrow Jackedmug. Player - 1: "Did you hear about our community leader getting kicked out by the rest of the admins?".
Player - 2: "Yeah he got sparrowed".
Player - 2: "Yeah he got sparrowed".
by Jake Skywalker February 9, 2024
Get the Sparrowedmug.