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Somalian Pressure Washer

When you stick your penis inside her butt and piss in her like you’re using your penis as a pressure washer. Natural Laxatives. Clean her system right on out.
Bro, my girl said she’s constipated, she agreed to lemme pull out the Somalian Pressure washer.
by biggerhater69 January 22, 2026
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/somali slim shady

Embarrassing male who doesn’t know how to control his emotional. Not to mention, he’s broke ASF and attacks girls for making a slight joke. Such as doxxing them, calling them a dhilo, and harasses young women. He’s insecure and feels some type of way when a girl rejects him, or calls him ugly. He begs niggas for rank and he’s pretty much overall a loser. If you ever interact with him and consider this nigga a friend, consider yourself a peon.
That kid from /somali slim shady is the biggest beg
by lalalalalalaxwmqow February 19, 2025
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Somalit

When Someone at a work place environment does absolutely nothing there entire shift. Either sitting and hiding in the back of the work place or being no where in site when needed
Damn bro have you seen Markus? “ Yeah bro he’s sitting in the back on his phone.” “ SOMALIT” shouts the coworker
by The big cuz March 6, 2025
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Somalian Driver’s License

A Somalian Driver’s License is when you take a hot steamy dump on the hood of a moving vehicle. As the car drives it will begin to smear all over the front windshield, obscuring the driver’s vision. If they don’t crash, they are granted a Somalian driver’s license.
My gf broke up with me, when she drives home today I’m gonna give her a Somalian Driver’s license.
by binladen-georgefloyd August 16, 2025
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Somali Pirates

Somali pirates are the guys off the coast of Somalia, an African-Arab country located in the Horn of Africa, bordering the Indian Ocean, who hijack primarily cargo ships and fishing vessels, and take their crews hostage. They also charge large ransoms.
Somali Pirates hijacked another ship using AK-47s.
by This is my handle okay August 19, 2025
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Somalian Snake Screw

You put a dick in someone's ass until they can't hold their shit any longer, then you go in and out fast, creating a spray of feces.
She was being annoying so I gave her a Somalian Snake Screw.
by hoefarr September 26, 2025
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Saccage_Somalian

Contrary to popular belief, he is not actually Somali. However he chooses to represent the country of Somalia anyway, whereas his first name is a french word, which when translated into English means havoc.This false Somali enjoys wreaking havoc upon all he meets.He is very annoying, however is quite peng and is married.
Oh my God that guy is a total Saccage_Somalian.
by Saccage_Somalian July 10, 2019
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