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The Sleepy Goat

A variation of the goat where the man is either laying in the fetal position or flat on his stomach, cock and balls tucked back between his thighs, resembling a sleepy goat face.
Pat really needs to start wearing pants to bed, everytime I walk through the room it's like an ugly ass goat is just staring me down!

Her: send me a dick pic

Him: nah baby that ain't how we doing it in 2019

Her:

Him: hits her with the sleepy goat

Her: *sploosh*
by MaDMeMeS February 14, 2019
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Sleepy meek

A condition developed from a lack of rest. Symptoms include droopy eyes, yawning, and the desire to lie down. Can be treated with the ingestion of caffeine. Side effects include increased urine production and hyperactivity.and a term referring ti the kind and fair.
Sleepy meek triats:
Tall
Skinny
Humbled
Sleep alot
Funny
by Sneddy July 5, 2019
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Get sleepy

You wanna get sleepy with me in a hotel 6 on a broken piss stained mattress half on the floor and half on the wall which is the only furniture besides a broken lamp that I sold it's parts for a dime bag of solid h.
by Yungswayze September 26, 2019
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sleepy neighbor

Where one partner tries to have sex with the other without waking them up.
I'm tired tonight, can we do "sleepy neighbor" to get me in the mood.
by drew0634 February 28, 2018
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sleepy caterpillar

When a guys dick gets limp and the girl smacks it on her face a few times to get it hard again.
Ex.
Calebs dick got limp and grace did the sleepy caterpillar
by Jonahthegreat March 10, 2017
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sleepy waffle

Mixing semen spit and egg whites and giving it to a woman. To swallow or put it in syringe and squirt on an un suspecting female
Gave her the sleepy waffle .she is nasty
by sicksloth January 9, 2017
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pasta sleepies

the sleepies you get after consuming a gluten-ous, carbadelic plate of delcious noodies
Man I can't read this paper I've got the pasta sleepies.
by flupdates March 8, 2020
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