tongue scraper

When you lick genitalia that are covered in very coarse pubes.

Wowza.Licking your hairy balls was more effective than using my tongue scraper.

by Novaxixix March 31, 2020

Haley Sharpe

Haley Sharpe is a tiktoker who made the popular dances on the app called " the say so dance" and " the money tree dance". Haley was in a twitch streaming group called 4freakshow which had 4 teenagers ( who were also tikokers) that did comedy skits live. Haley's users on tiktok are @yodelinghaley and @postysdaughter.

Haley sharpe is a tiktoker who does dances.

by 4freakshowfan80 April 5, 2021

Pasta Shaped Like Squidward

Testicular cancer.

Bob: "The doctor just diagnosed me with Pasta Shaped Like Squidward. What the fuck does that mean?"

Lamar: "It means you have cancer in your balls."

Bob: "Fuck."

by kufye October 17, 2021

A Moon Shaped Pool

Radiohead album released in 2016. While it's possibly their moodiest album to date, it has some of the most intricate songs the band has ever created. It reflects a very emotional, yet creative time for the band. The album includes masterpieces such as "Daydreaming", "True Love Waits" and "Present Tense". A Moon Shaped Pool is a 10/10.

As my world
Comes crashing down
I'll be dancing
Freaking out
Deaf, dumb, and blind
-"Present Tense" from A Moon Shaped Pool

by A Moon Shaped Fool December 25, 2018

Uzbekistan pencil sharpener

An expression of irony often used to confuse people. The user isn't supposed to say what it means to others who ask.

*something ironic and hilarious happens*
Person 1 "Uzbekistan pencil sharpener!"
Person 2 "What does that mean?"
Person 1 "Well anyways, (continues the previous conversation)."

by cornbr3ad_ October 12, 2022

shape shifter

Someone who morphs their life to match the person they happen to be dating, i.e. adopt the same taste in music, movies, fashions, foods, mannerisms, etc.

My ex was a shape shifter. After two months, it was like I was having sex with myself.

by Dr. Kenneth Noisewater February 16, 2005

Throwing shapes

Irish slang: acting aggressively (especially men) or someone who struts/walks in an aggressive manner

Acting aggressive - "your man was throwing shapes in the pub last night so I had to give him a few digs"
Mocking someone's walk - "state of your man - throwing shapes all over the place!" - is usually followed by an imitation of the way they walk

by Hawtry July 28, 2020