Shawn Disease

Shawn disease is a special type of disease where your mental state is not stable. Common symptoms of Shawn disease are massive weight gain 20 pounds a day for 2 weeks straight is most common, serious signs of depression, size decrease 95 percent of what you used to be, trouble running,jumping,hopping,walking or any type of movement, felling horny all the time, feeling the need to watch kid porno, and more. Shawn disease is Only found in men and sometimes shemales. Talk to your doctor if you have any of these symptoms today.

Did you get your yearly test for Shawn disease?

by Shawn diesease December 1, 2021

Shawn Mendes

Shawn Mendes is a way to name a former musician that now has discovered their true passion for clownery and the cricus

Girl one: What happened to that guy from American Idol
Girl two: I’ve heard he has become a Shawn mendes

by ImBoredIDontWannaDoGreek September 12, 2019

Shawn Johnson

A extremely cute and adorable American artistic gymnast, won many medals in Beijing, lives in west des Moines, Iowa.

omg shawn johnson is on tv, she is mah wafi.

by omgshesmawafi October 19, 2008

Shawn Rees

Shawn Rees is a Canadian-American porn star, known primarily as the star of the MILF Hunter website. Originally working for porn site Cumfiesta, Rees helped create the MILF Hunter brand in 2002 to capitalize on the term MILF popularized by the hit teen sex comedy American Pie

Shawn Rees dominated the MILFs of Americas.

by Charlie MacNamara September 14, 2006

Shawn Kemp

(1)A basketball player who begins his career as a promising player, but deteriorates into a pathetic fat slob.

(2) Crackhead who has twenty children with twenty different women.

Shawn Kemp used to be good until he left the Sonics. Now he's a fat crackhead.

by SooN July 1, 2003

NIGGA SHAWN

He just a nigga who pimps hoes. Fucks yo bitch, had sex with Thanos. The biggest gangsta ever born. This ultimate NIGGA will do what ever he wants. Big ass baller pimp nigga is what he is. Thiccer than a bowl of oatmeal with brown sugar on top

NIGGA SHAWN: "Snaps fingers"

Every girl in existence starts suckin his very large pp

by ulissess is gay May 21, 2019

Shawn Story

A story that is random and actually has no point or purpose at all. generaly are said by people with the name shawn. by saying shawn stories you are guaranteeing a life alone with no friends, love ones, or sex.

shawn-i went to athletes world to buy socks... then i didnt.

normal people- wow that was such a shawn story....

by gorzitzacarter August 7, 2011