When you are in a swimming pool, you go behind a woman and start to jack off. You then shoot your load and aim for her back, when she turns round you just say it was a water splash and swim off.
Man: *jacking off behind woman*, dick erects and load gets shot
Woman: WHAT THE F!!! something splashed on my back
Man: Oh its nothing its just water. (HA thats was a good seman suprise!!!)
Woman: WHAT THE F!!! something splashed on my back
Man: Oh its nothing its just water. (HA thats was a good seman suprise!!!)
by Paul R Murden May 19, 2006
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Get the SeaDonkey mug.When Sean feels like being a little bitch and argues the meaning of "never mind".
This condition is usually related to having sand in his vagina. Since he can't get it out he gets a little perturbed and all bitchy.
This condition is usually related to having sand in his vagina. Since he can't get it out he gets a little perturbed and all bitchy.
by sandy pants February 19, 2004
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Get the Secada mug.1. n. someone who works, shops, socializes, and plays in cyberspace exclusively; cyber isolation.
2. v. to live or stay in a distant, isolated place (i.e Semara, Indonesia)
2. v. to live or stay in a distant, isolated place (i.e Semara, Indonesia)
Example 1: I never see Kim anymore, she's turned into such a semara.
Example 2: You should come to my pad, your's is in frickin' Semara.
Example 2: You should come to my pad, your's is in frickin' Semara.
by goodtobefree1776 February 11, 2010
Get the Semara mug.Claims being a sea Marshall, navy captain ( actually the only place that he controls warships is in the game : world of Warships)
He also studies medicine and has incomplete skills in playing musical instruments, drawing and sports. He masturbates once per day and always fantasizes about his female friends. But he needs porn videos to accomplish the process (ejaculation). He urinates 24 times a day and has never experienced vaginal,anal or oral sex in his life. He often involves in spying and double/triple/quad agency and messes with his friends. He has kidney failure(not the disease. It refers to his Failure in nephrology exam!)
He has several names that soon will be addressed here
He also studies medicine and has incomplete skills in playing musical instruments, drawing and sports. He masturbates once per day and always fantasizes about his female friends. But he needs porn videos to accomplish the process (ejaculation). He urinates 24 times a day and has never experienced vaginal,anal or oral sex in his life. He often involves in spying and double/triple/quad agency and messes with his friends. He has kidney failure(not the disease. It refers to his Failure in nephrology exam!)
He has several names that soon will be addressed here
A: hello captian samadi!
B: Hi the little young man, wait ten minutes , I've got to finish this sacred activity (masturbating)
B: Hi the little young man, wait ten minutes , I've got to finish this sacred activity (masturbating)
by Nakhoda August 16, 2018
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