scratched off

(Verb) To move away from a physical location or situation.

Clyde didn't like the way the conversation was headed, so he scratched off.

by ezwages August 12, 2006

secret lecture crush

A secret crush that develops in a lecture class with over 400 people.

boy: "yo, there's this fine, sexy, smart stranger in my communication lecture."
boy's friend: "have you ever talked to her."
boy: "no dude, theres like 1000 people in my class. I have made some pretty intense eye contact with her, though."
boy's friend: "man, you've got a Secret Lecture Crush."

by foxychik572 March 22, 2013

Secret Grape

This occurs when, during a normal fart in the standing position, a small grape-sized poop is rapidly ejected from the anal passage. This "secret grape" is undetectable, until one sits down, at which point, the grape is no longer secret.

John and Keith are walking down the road, Keith lets rip, the two friends chuckle. Later, they come to a bench, the two friends sit. Keith's face turns red and an ominous odour fills John's nostrils. The secret grape is no longer secret.

John - What's that smell Keith? and why's your face so red?

Keith - *stands up, squashed grape falls from trouser leg*

by Crabbinator March 26, 2013

secret puke

The act of excusing yourself from a party and puking in secrecy, then returning to the party scene as if you didn't puke and raging per usual. The act of puking is then revealed the next day.

Last night at the party, she had a secret puke and then chugged an IPA.

by Khuntrina May 5, 2013

secret slob

An individual whose physical appearance is neat, put-together, fashionable and clean, but keeps his/her place of inhabitance extremely messy.

Someone who cares more about how they look to others than their personal hygiene/sanity/self-respect.

Negatively used as these people put much care in their physical appearance to impress others rather than take true care of themselves.

person 1: "whoa, Billy always looks so put together- he's so hot!"

person 2: "no dude, you should see his room, it's disgusting. He's a total secret slob."

by observanthallmate May 25, 2013

Secret Silent Salmon Kiss

To kiss whilst making fish lips. Fish Lips are when one's lips are in a fish-like position, sort of like a pout.
The Secret Silent Salmon Kiss can we shortened to S.S.S

Person 1: Omg! You Kissed Him?
Person 2: Yes! It was incredible
Person 1: Was it like tongues?
Person 2: No, It was a Secret Silent Salmon Kiss.

by C.A.E September 12, 2013

scratched his cheeks

When you shot someone with a gun and they survived.

"I thought you were gon' take care of that dude, Mike"
"Nah, I just scratched his cheeks"

by MC$uspect June 26, 2019