swagatron 3000

S. Brown

That guy is such a swagatron 3000.

by Middle breek brazy October 5, 2017

stagetite

A comment from a troll that intends to put down someone with greater talent. To be read, "talent" (the greater might be saddle up against a complete void), in that there might be a complete absence in the troll's CV which will inevitably include character actor and trained with Second City Chicago. The training is most often as waitstaff.

The latest heat wave has brought out a fresh crop of stagetite putdowns from a fresh crop of talentless wannabee comedians on Twitter...or as I like to call it, the extension of their mother's basement couch nest provided in sympathy for "their situation".

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith July 8, 2018

Swagath

A person who is usually the chairperson of the student council

Swagath is a guy

by Exacltly that hyu October 9, 2018

Spagettie dick

When your dick gets stuck in a garbage disposal.

My dick is stuck, it looks like a tasmanian devil went crazy on spagettie, spagettie dick

by Joker 44 September 17, 2019

swagebola

A rare disease where an individual is filled with extreme amounts of drip and swag

"That nigga cold AF,he got Swagebola"

by Jozitanz December 14, 2019

Swagery

Being of, or pertaining to, someone with a lot of swag.

Cam serious has a lot of swagery the way he rocks his Mr. Rogers sweaters.

by Pepe Gonzalo February 12, 2020

Sagettry

The act of telling a person or a group something you think is not well known or profound, but is common knowledge. Stemming from the late 90's, this was derived from the know-it-all of your friend group or family that couldn't wait to share that Bob Saget was actually a dirty comic and not anything like his character on Full house. The issue is, we already knew this.

"Did you know that Bob Saget is actually a very dirty comic? It's so hard believe because he's such a nice guy in Full House"
"Susan, someone needs to call you out on your sagettry, everyone knows Bob Saget is a dirty comic."

"Wow that's crazy, did you know that tomatoes are actually a fruit?"
"Yeah, Tim. We know, we all know, we've known that since 3rd grade science class."

by Suuurepal January 16, 2021