Spooning

The act of eating yoghurt out of a woman's vagina.

Samantha: Woah, my friend told me he was spooning his wife!
Philip: That's fucking stupid.

by Spaghetti911 November 18, 2013

spoone

A derogatory term for an african american, taken from the character "detective Spooner" from "I Robot" for his utter stupidity. Mostly used in reference to Will Smith.

Judas: Did you see "I am Legend"?

Beerguy: No, that spoone will do anything for money.

by brother darkne$$ June 23, 2009

Spoon

1) something that is too big

2) something that is too ripe

3) something too sexy for one's shirt

1) My spoon is too big.

2) My spoon is too ripe.

3) My spoon is too sexy for my shirt.

by Billy Beeth December 6, 2003

spoon

someone who is compelety stupid

god ur a spoon

by babydunn October 28, 2003

Spooning

when someone can't complete a video game by themselves and needs help every step of the way. says they can do it by themselves but when left to it, immediately asks for help, usually on obvious parts that everyone doesn't even need to think about.derives from the term 'spoon fed', brought about by Andy Stokes.

"how do i get him up there"
"walk"
"Spooning !!"

by randomness051 February 7, 2009

spoon

an object used by ass wipes who cant use knives and forks!

the spoon is for your soup/ pudding ass wipe!!

by dinkle 78 August 4, 2003

spooning

a game played by teenagers, played with plastic spoons. someone pokes another person with a spoon and yells "i spooned you!"
can also be palyed with forks, but then is "forking".

kid- *pokes with spoon*
other kid- *cries* stop spooning me!

by emilyinsanity April 15, 2008