Jack Sparrow

A large vieny cock equipped with a beard, it's beard is often combined with a mustache, commonly handle bars or a hitler. Jack Sparrows can be found on any object or wall, the defining characteristic is the beard, without a beard the Jack Sparrow is just another immature penis sketch, a mustache is not mandatory however often completes the ensemble.

1. That Jack Sparrow has a 8" beard
2. No doubt it must have sailed the seven seas.

1. did you see the one on jimmy's locker?
2. thats not a jack sparrow faggot, it isnt equiped with a mandatory beard!

by Johnny Sparrow June 12, 2011

Jack sparrow

big ass legend, used his pirate trickery in court and won against amber heard.

Jhon - did you hear about amber heard in court
Jim - ye, jack sparrow kicker her ass

by lacky maky December 1, 2022

High Sparrow

When you’re high and you throw a paper airplane.

*in shrek voice: I was the throwing some gnarly high sparrows after I smoked that good kush.

by Gamecock43567 May 1, 2019

Sparrow isn't uber

Sparrow is a person (random person) and the person isn't uber.

"Did you see that kid? Sparrow isn't uber!"

by ♡ Ender ♡ January 11, 2014

Captain jack sparrow

When your wife fslls asleep on your wedding night so to punish her you splooge in her eye, making her look like a pirate.

Had to sort myself out on my wedding night, here have some jizz in your eye, love you captain jack sparrow

by Daura2731 November 20, 2018

sparrow

the bird that Mao Zedong tried to kill because they were destroying China's crops, but he ended up destroying the ecosystem. More crops ended up being eaten by insects.

Don't kill sparrows. Mao Zedong tried, and ended up causing something much worse.

by hahaX6X10^23 May 12, 2019

Flock of sparrows hitting a windmill

This is the sound made when the brown hail from your anus hits the porcelain of the toilet.

"That vindaloo from last night sounded like a flock of sparrows hitting a windmill this morning, and it left my arse like 12 guage birdshot, I'm telling you!" Winston Churchill the day after meeting Queen Elizabeth the 2nd for the first time over a Ruby Murray.

by Kingmob Barbelith May 19, 2022