Scary soda

A soda with cigarette ashes in it

Scary soda is soda that people used to put the ashes of their cigarettes in

I drank some of the soda I saw in the cup holder of my grandpas car just to find out it was scary soda

by Theo C. May 24, 2023

Grape soda

Grape soda has been around since at least 1924 and has nothing to do with racism, it is just a flavored drink. Nobody doctored it in the 1950's to be a euphoric high for blacks or anybody else. This is another common thing that has been elevated to a racist epithet, it's history altered to make you believe the 'new definition' .

NEHI grape soda has been in production for over 90 years.

by Clint W. January 10, 2021

butt soda

when exiting the rear of a partner, a foamy brown solution immediately follows: resembling that of a rootbeer float.

"I was expecting soething bad to come out of your ass after that, but that was the chunkiest butt soda I have ever ingested.... I love you, Can we put on my A-Team dvd.

by Andy, Jeremy June 22, 2007

Grape Soda

The new drink of black guys everywhere.

"Shit nigga, wanna get sum kool aid?"
"Naw son, da crackas be all up on dat shit, grape soda is da new drink of niggas everywhere."

by The Shakespearean Antagonist September 3, 2009

soda barista

A female (the male term would be baristo) who holds up the line at a fast food soda fountain because she fills her drink then leaves it in the way so she can get a lid, sugar, straw, etc. instead of moving the drink out of the way.
She doesn't care that she's in the way and holding up the line. In fact, she may feel so important that she is entitled to do this!
It's the same kind of conceit that one finds in people talking on cell phones while driving too slowly and not paying attention to others.

All I want is a coke! I wish that soda barista would hurry up and get out of the way.

by Golden-Rod February 19, 2008

Baking soda

It's usually used for cleaning/cooking purposes, but it can act like cocaine for the broke and misfortunate living in the ghetto. It's easy to find at your local stores; much less expensive than cocaine. It doesn't have the same effects as cocaine, but people can only pretend.

"I'm in love with that baking soda!"
"Look at all this baking soda"
"You have the baking soda?"
"I got baking soda!!!"

by Nashsalz January 26, 2015

soda simp

The opposite of a hydro homie. Someone who drinks too much soda and not enough water.

Don't be a soda simp or else you'll get kidney stones

by ShwneZhao October 30, 2020