"Tony's girl was on her period so he had to settle for a smooth hank."
"Chafing is a drag, so I'd rather have a smooth hank."
"Chafing is a drag, so I'd rather have a smooth hank."
by worm312 July 11, 2016
Get the smooth hankmug. When you act like an idiot and somebody gets irrationally angry about it. The more irrationally angry, the smoother the shark.
For instance:
Man 1: "2+2 = 5"
Man 2: "You are such a fucking moron, you absolute buffoon. How can you be such an idiotic dumbass? What a fool you must be. I feel ashamed even reading this absolute failure of "math" you've disgraced this planet with. Go to hell"
For instance:
Man 1: "2+2 = 5"
Man 2: "You are such a fucking moron, you absolute buffoon. How can you be such an idiotic dumbass? What a fool you must be. I feel ashamed even reading this absolute failure of "math" you've disgraced this planet with. Go to hell"
Dude, shark smoothing is so fun! I shark smoothed a guy yesterday so hard his eyes were red from the frustration, and he was drenched in sweat.
by Maximus78675 May 7, 2021
Get the shark smoothingmug. Smooth lippies / Slippies / S-lippys.
first coined by the BiG. P (the Pat man) Diddy To discribe head jobs.
Verb: The act of giving oral sex to a male. A female will fold her lips over her teeth to make her mouth more "smooth" This reduces the chance of injury to said male.
first coined by the BiG. P (the Pat man) Diddy To discribe head jobs.
Verb: The act of giving oral sex to a male. A female will fold her lips over her teeth to make her mouth more "smooth" This reduces the chance of injury to said male.
Ohh man she would give some wicked slippies.
The girl is on the rag so I can only cop smooth lippies this week.
She needs to suck a dick. Some Smooth lippies would ease her stress
The girl is on the rag so I can only cop smooth lippies this week.
She needs to suck a dick. Some Smooth lippies would ease her stress
by Barrett700 November 22, 2010
Get the Smooth lippiesmug. a person who is in love with another person. but the other person doesn’t want to be in a relationship.
person 1: damn who is that chick over there?
person 2: no bro. you’re being like a smooth thanos right now. that person does not want to be in a relationship.
person 2: no bro. you’re being like a smooth thanos right now. that person does not want to be in a relationship.
by Smooth Thanos February 28, 2022
Get the smooth thanosmug. A rhythmic, caressing, up and down motion.
by Fuzzy Pete March 5, 2014
Get the Smooth Humpmug. To be really calm and not at all wild while playing with friends. Usually involves extremely non-violent forms of contact. The opposite of "Rough housing".
Frank and Ake were smooth housing the other day which was in stark contrast to their normally aggressive interaction.
by FaberFonk February 26, 2009
Get the Smooth Housingmug. the smooth polak is a polish guy who is very smooth. He always says yessss. He should have an italian best friend or else he is not a smooth polak. He usually dances good and has fowhawk. He should be polish and at least knows what pescha means.
by Klevs 1234234 June 18, 2010
Get the The Smooth Polakmug.