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A 7/11 slurpee

You go buy a slurpee(any flavor) and then dump it all in your girlfriends ass and the slurp it out at 7:11(the time)
Man my bitch let me do a 7/11 slurpee last night!
by Mr.physicsmhs January 25, 2011
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Pink Sock Slurpee

When a sexual partner prolapses one's anus and begins to suck on the leftover pink sock.
Babe after you're finished up in the front why don't you move to the back and give me a pink sock slurpee.
by Pink Sock lover January 23, 2021
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San Jose Slurpee

When one's partner inserts a straw in the others anus, then simply slurps out the juice contained inside.
Dude my girlfriend gave me a San Jose slurpee at halftime during my lax and then yacked all over me . It was so rad.
by SnatchPlower July 7, 2016
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sleeping bag slurpee

enclosing a slumbering victim in a sleeping bag, then throwing said bag off a cliff.
things going rough with the ol gf, i got the move for you. ok, so you're sixty-nining your girlfriend - make sure she's in there headfirst - and hurriedly get out and zip her in the bag. then throw the sleeping bag off a cliff, it's the old sleeping bag slurpee. that'll teach her.
by mwg April 27, 2008
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puerto rican slurpee

A puerto rican slurpee is when one sexual partner puts a straw on the others penis and slurps out the semen inside.
Jason, "Hey bitch, wanna slob on my knob"

Kierstin, "Ok, ill give you a puerto rican slurpee
by jasonisabossenskower March 13, 2010
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bung slurpee

A bung slurpee is another term for feltching: sucking the cum out of one's ass either lips-to-ass or with a straw. Also see feltch feltching
Rod Stewart slipped the straw deep inside Mic Jagger's ass and sucked till he tasted the slimy, salty taste of his cum mixed with shit. Both of them loved a hot bung slurpee straight from a man's ass.
by guilty_spork December 6, 2004
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jizz slurpee

Falkan's(-see gay) favorite treat on any occasion, or no occasion at all.
My names Falkan and i love slurpeez made of man chowder cuz im such a gay definition superimposer, bastard guy.
by Falkan March 4, 2003
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