An unsolicited picture in the form of a text or email wherein a selfie containing only male genetalia is attached.
How am I supposed to go back to waiting on customers when I just got goat slapped by that guy I met at the bar on Friday?
by L.J.Hudson August 9, 2016
Get the Goat Slapmug. well...it really don't matter how many fingers you use. just remember that it's the back of the hand. not the palm. using the palm is the bitch slap. the back of the hand is the pimp slap.
How to preform:
While VERY angry, extend the right arm across your chest in a 90 degree angle. Tighten you bicepts, and Swing to the right with full SPEED, aiming for the cheek.
the goal is to connect as much of the back of your hand with as much force as possible.
How to preform:
While VERY angry, extend the right arm across your chest in a 90 degree angle. Tighten you bicepts, and Swing to the right with full SPEED, aiming for the cheek.
the goal is to connect as much of the back of your hand with as much force as possible.
by adrian November 27, 2003
Get the pimp slapmug. A game that teaches the idea of possession in theater. One person creeps around the circle looking for someone to give the meat to. When he/she places the meat behind the chosen individual, he/she yells SLAP THE BUTCHER. The person with the meat then chases the butcher and tries to slap him/her. It is played in Drama classes around the world.
by Gregory "Helen" Greggson January 20, 2009
Get the Slap the Butchermug. when someone unleashes their HULK-STRENGTH and slaps you so fast it almost breaks your neck and its recommended that you go to a hospital within 4 hours or risk your spine collapsing.
by Dommy Tappers April 11, 2010
Get the extreme slapmug. An uninvited or unrequested paintbrushing of another individuals face with a penis, often perpetrated against said individual when they are sleeping.
Eric became very upset when he was told that Bussell birdy slapped him when after he had passed out.
by Joseph Buhhrelli September 11, 2008
Get the birdy slapmug. Kaya just had her baby and the father isnt around so she's decided to remind him he's a douche by placenta slapping him.
by Mumblina24 July 12, 2015
Get the Placenta slapmug. The act of defiling an object or individual through the use of animal or human feces.
Usually utilized as an exclamation point to dealing with a particulary irritating co-worker or former boss.
Usually utilized as an exclamation point to dealing with a particulary irritating co-worker or former boss.
Bob: "Andy returned his worksuits, but they smell like shit."
Boss: "Geez, they smell bad. This one has a long brown stain on it"
Bob: "Oh wow. I think Andy Turd Slapped you"
Boss: "Geez, they smell bad. This one has a long brown stain on it"
Bob: "Oh wow. I think Andy Turd Slapped you"
by Sir Dumps the Boss January 26, 2007
Get the Turd Slappedmug.