cock slag

An unpleasant or irritating person.

Also can be someone who will say things about you behind your back to undermine your confidence.

Australian slang, an insult.

Can you not mow the lawn now, I just washed my car.
You can park it in the garage, this is the only time I have.
No I will not park it in the garage, it needs to dry.
I will wait for you to shammy it dry.
No I will keep it outside to dry.

This is what a cock slag typically does.

by kam75xx July 30, 2018

Slag Factory

A local night spot or bar that serves cheap drinks til the early hours that seems to attract and produce a steady flow of drunken sluts throughout the night.

Dave: Alright mate, you heading out to Liquid Envy tonight?

Steve: No way, that place is a filthy Slag Factory.

by chatshit June 13, 2010

crush slag

a crush slag is when someone has a crush on lots of people

person n1: i think noah,zack,adam and Jamie are so fit 😩
person n2: wtf your such a crush slag 🙄

by sexypersonfromnewton November 11, 2021

slag ballast

Ostentatious jewellery which sparkles so much you can't see it's true, low, value...

Like Bling, but from Elizabeth Duke

by Anonymous August 7, 2003

Slag Hooks

Nipple Rings worn by BBW women and flashed in public to attract men.

Sally got her slag hooks out again in the Pub.

by Thomas Francis February 14, 2007

slag

the opposite of swag ,
if you don't have SWAG you have SLAG !

Ohh no , look at that girl over there ... What is she wearing ? SLAG !

by DontKillMe123 June 28, 2011

Chav Slag

- A typical chav girl, that is also a huge slag

- Where's mainly trackies or cheap leggings with a shit top to go with

- Hair is a horrible blonde or black with roots showing; poker straight, dry and damaged

- Does a terrible job at fake tan; has a new stage of orange

- Wears too much foundation, eyeliner and mascara

- Has a tacky twist to every outfit and looks basically dreadful

- Favourite shop is Primark.

Most importantly, total slag! And has probably slept with half the concil estate... and several more.

Boy: You know, *Chav Slag name* she only went and shagged someone I know. I well laughed at him, ahaha, total BANTER!
Girl: Nooooo! He must have been desperate then... I saw her going into Primark few days ago actually
Boy: Oh really?
Girl: Yeah
Boy: Haha, unlucky. I fucking hate her, she's such a Chav Slag!

by neurallll December 29, 2010