shart 

blowing bits of crap when u just wanted to fart that can lead to shock / and paralasis/ and sometimes even having to throw away your undies

after sharting I carry toilet paper everywhere

shart by hand of October 25, 2019

shart 

When you think it’s a fart but you feel that wet poop come out

Every day kyle sharts himself

shart by alaina💩💩 November 30, 2019

shart 

(child collar made this definition) shart is where u take a massive shit and u fart at the same time

i like taking massive sharts on the earth so whenever theres an eathquake just know collar is sharting on the earth ok dont be scared

person: hey fat fuck
other person: stfu im gonna shart on u
person: oh no

shart by child collar April 1, 2020

Shart 

When you fart and shit at the same time and you have to wash your pants 7 time to get the stain out.

Jimmy: Mum, I just shart.
Mum: Jesus fucking christ Jimmy that’s the third time this week. And it’s only Tuesday!

Later that day...

eBay attendant: Hi welcome to eBay
Mum: Yes, I want to sell my son.

Shart by Aussiestereotypes April 8, 2020

Shart 

When someone needs to fart and they try to hold the fart but instead they accidentally pass gas and the fart turns into a combination of shit and fart.

Logan:Bro did you hear Mary passed a shart today in class
Tyler:Oh damn she nasty

Shart by UrPinkyToe August 31, 2020

shart 

when someone is so hot that you would physically simultaneously shit whilst farting if placed in front of them.

i would shart for chris wood.

shart by happilysmythe March 25, 2022

shart 

shit and fart

i js sharted

shart by chickenwing103 March 5, 2023