Rule 34sf

If there is fanfic of it, there is slashfic of it. No exceptions.

Bob: I just stumbled across a Halo slashfic, I am traumatised for life.
John: Rule 34sf man.

by JoeChief June 21, 2010

Rule 34A

The addendum to Rule 34 of the internet, stating that all cases of invoking Rule 34 are valid except upon Rule 34 itself. Therefore, according to this rule, there is or will be a porn of everything on the internet, except a porn of Rule 34 itself.

Requesting Rule 34 of Rule 34!

Answer: Rule 34a. Denied.

by Justin Jantzen March 7, 2008

Rule 34e

States that if porn is made of an existing entertainment franchise, show, or series, it is considered official to the mentioned series, because someone who is associated with the creation said franchise, show, or series made porn art of it.

Guy 1: Hey dude, did you know about rule 34 of Ed, Edd, and Eddy?

Guy 2: Yeah why? Its not like it actually happened.

Guy 1: No it happened, because on of the creators actually made porn of it. So it did technically happen, it just revealed in the show.

Guy 2: WTF!?

Guy 1: Rule 34e dude.

by SirDaveDinkles August 18, 2013

Rule 34N

Addendum to Rule 34 of the Internet, which states that if something exists, there is porn of it. Rule 34N simply adds that the time it takes to find porn of x is a function of the degree of mental-emotional distress you will encounter as a result of gazing upon said porn.

I invoked Rule 34 on scorpions last night. It took me three hours to find the porn, and a whole day of dry-heaving and washing my eyes out with bleach before I could get near my computer again. Next time I'll remember Rule 34N.

by meigwokyan September 12, 2013

Rule 34L

A subrule to the well known Internet Rule 34. Subrule L states: All lifeforms, regardless of intent, have or will have gazed upon some form of pornographic material in their lifetime.

Dave: Hey I heard Lisa had her baby.
Jim: Yeah. That little guy had one hell of a view coming into this world.
Dave: Agreed. She introduced that kid to Rule 34L. Jealous.

by amillionsheep November 8, 2012

Rule 34b

A lesser known part of the infamous rule 34, which states that everything in the known existence has had a My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic themed remake of itself.

I invoke Rule 34b on the Power Rangers. Actually, that sounds like it could be quite fun to watch...

by GreatWhiteDave December 28, 2011

Rule 34D

This corollary to Rule 34 of the internet states that everything on the internet is porn to someone.

Noob: Oh my god, that car crash was horrible, there were bodies everywhere!

Gurofag: Pics or GTFO.

Noob: What? Why would you want to see that?

Gurofag: Rule 34D - I need fapping material.

by Drakzor February 21, 2011